So my parents are going on holiday tomorrow

[Hezzy]

My mum just gave me a lecture on what we can't do. Hilarity ensues:

Mum: As you know, we're going on holiday tomorrow.
Me: Are you serious? You cannot be serious!
Mum: I am serious. Now, there will be no shenanigans, you hear me?
Me and John: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Mum: What? WHAT?!
Me: Nothing. What were you saying?
Mum: I'm being serious now, no drinking.
Me: Obviously
Mum: No one is to be in this house, you hear? I've told the neighbours that we're going on holiday, and if there's any funny stuff, they'll intervene.
Me: Ok.
Mum: And no lighting fires.
Me: Oh yeah, I just love to light fires. I think I'll light a fire, right here. *points into the corner of the living room*
Mum: I'm not joking around, Adam. Not like last time when you lit those peterol cans in the garden
Me: Peterol cans? Yeah sure. I love to blow myself to bits, too.
Mum: Whatever they were. Anyway, the people at the police station know that we're going away on holiday too, so they'll be going past the house more.
Me: I suppose you've hired a personal SWAT team and helicopters to follow me around too, eh?
Mum: Stop being an arse. I think thats it. Oh yeah! And the brown bin goes out with the normal bin tomorrow.


So, apparently I'm not allowed to get drunk out of my face, invite all my friends around, then light a fire in the corner of the living room. Bugger. Just what I love to do. And I have the whole police force following me around. Me and my cousin nearly pissed our selves when we came out imagining the scene.

"Alpha team! They're coming out of the house! Go go go!!"

*helicopter hovers overhead with guys rappelling out of it while 4 or so SWAT vans pull up and arm their beanbag rifles at us, complete with beanbag catapult in tow*


To help you imagine this scene, here is a picture from our point of view:



There's the guy camoflagued in my garden who radios the team in. The beanbag catapult can be clearly seen in the background, and there's a BWAT and OMG van that pulled up.

Beanbag
Weapons
And
Tactics

Overly
Managed
Goodresponseteam

[jheslop1]

so true.

[Khronos]

"r u serios?!?!"

[Dharkbayne]

[Corrosion]

[Sputty]

holy fuck
I love hezzy so much
I want to live with you forever

[EineBeBoP]

...did she actually says Shenanigans?

[Hezzy]

Yes. Yes she did.

[HawkEye]

i <3 the drawing and the bean bag catapult

[Hezzy]

None of you know the story behind the beanbag catapult.

Me and jheslop1 were discussing crowd control after someone had uploaded a picture of some guy getting shot by a beanbag. We were talking about crowd control techniques, then out of the blue I said: "Hey! What about a beanbag catapult? That'd fucking pwn"

And it would. Millions of bean bags raining down on the targetted crowd. They'd be down in seconds. The crowd would be all like: "Why you throw beanbag" (Spoken in the 'Why you kick my dog' fashion). Keekles ensued.

[_-Gunslinger-_]

So clearly you have a responibility to

A) Get drunk
B) Invite friends
C) Light a fire in the corner of your living room.

and finaly

D) build a beanbag catapult to subdue the police. Wild party shall ensue afterwards.

[SDM]

I wonder if Hezzy is incarcerated yet...

[Heavygain]

LOL, pwned.

[firecrackerNC]

Ouch dude that sucks. You live in a small town or like a pretty big size one? Ours is relitivly small so you seem to know everyone. Including cops . Ive had parties here and when cops show up usally its one of em I know and they just tell me to turn it down a lil. They dont even care about the 15 year old in the corner with a bottle of JD gettin drunk off his ass. Its great, I suggest getting to know your police force. Tell them you want to become a cop one day and want to interview them and go out on patrols.

[Hezzy]

Well, I live on an Island connected to the mainland by a bridge. The town across the bridge is pretty big. The island is about 7 miles long.