[Crazy question] FL0RM gReEBLE GaRUP!!1

[oddfish]

You have a gallon of mauve paint, a komodo dragon, an empty milk carton, and a 30 foot long cheese puff.

How much of the komodo dragon must you use in order to get enough milk carton into the 30 foot long cheese puff without spilling any of the mauve paint onto the new couch?

1hr23m

[Smaug]

First pour the paint into the milk carton. Then stir it with the cheesepuff. Next pour the paint into the dragon's mouth to incapacitate it. Proceed with bestiality.

[Triggar]

Kill your friends

Kill your family

Do your girlfriend up the tail pipe

Kill yourself?

[Jaged]

Originally Posted by Triggar

Kill your friends

Kill your family

Do your girlfriend up the tail pipe

Kill yourself?

Triggar, why can't there be more women like you?

[Triggar]

Because men would then turn into drama queens

[SDM]

Originally Posted by oddfish

You have a gallon of mauve paint, a komodo dragon, an empty milk carton, and a 30 foot long cheese puff.

How much of the komodo dragon must you use in order to get enough milk carton into the 30 foot long cheese puff without spilling any of the mauve paint onto the new couch?

1hr23m

Solving this backwards using the Dethmenkee Constant plugged into the canoe equation states: If traveling in a yellow canoe, down an orange pickett fence, and your left-rear tire blows, then 12 is the number of pancakes it takes to cover a barn roof. So you can clearly see that you must use two thirds of one and a half komodo dragon to not spill mauve paint on the new couch.

[martyr]

[UncleDynamite]

GODDAMNIT MARTYR!

Jesus Christ, nightmares for tonight. Guaranteed.

[Fragmatic]

Originally Posted by Triggar

Do your girlfriend up the tail pipe

I like your thinking!

[Mango]

[ObnoxiousFrog]

ITS BACON!
BACONBACONBACONBACON!

No, it's Beggin' Strips brand.

ITS BACON!


Clearly my logic is flawless.

[Lonehunter]

If God was walking on water and tripped, we he fall through or chill on the surface?







Yes, God trips too, not everyone can walk perfectly

[oddfish]

SDM, you're close. Very close.

Remember, two black and green golf bags have exponentially smaller magnetic properties than that of a series of upturned paper hats. So, without the hats, the komodo dragon will not burn in a linear fashion, thereby making it impossible to keep paint from getting on the new couch. The Dragon has to be related to both the cheese puff and the thirty mile length of extension cord in a manner that won't allow for the coefficient of friction to apply further base relative concordant influx of papal saints. Remember, one inch of a milk carton does NOT equal fifty two and a half trillion atoms. It could be more or less. You have to pour the paint equally and use just enough Komodo Dragon for this equation. And remember, there has to be enough Komodo Dragon to last one hour and 23 minutes. Any more or less and there'll be mauve paint all over the new couch and the car dealership will have to be closed down in preparation for the grand opening of the new Popeyes Chicken that they're planning on building over there by where they used to have snack time and tell riddles to all the good kids.

[MrPaul]

My cats breath smells of cat food.

[martyr]

my cat smells of breath food.