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2004-10-11, 05:48 PM
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http://www.rumorsontheinternets.com/
Noticed this on Friday, I love picking fun at the candidates. Ive heard rumors on the INTERNETS! OMG YOU MEAN THERES MORE THAN ONE?!?!?!!! |
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2004-10-11, 06:29 PM
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 I picked it up as well.
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2004-10-11, 07:01 PM
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As soon as Bush said that during the debate, my phone rang. It was my sister.
The next five minutes was laughter. I called my mom immediately after (she's a die-hard Bush fan) and said, "MA! They found Osama! He's on the OTHER internet!". She didn't think that was funny. The other faux-pas Bush made was saying that he wanted to make sure Canada wasn't getting their drugs from "The Third World". Hilarity doth ensue daily bringing that one back up. Also, Fark has been running with the "internets" joke. Their headlines are teh funnay 
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2004-10-11, 07:06 PM
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-10-11, 09:48 PM
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much greatenss of bushisms can be had on the internets
"Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it." "I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children." this one is insane: "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
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