True Story

[WildEagle]

i was outside eating my skittles and playin man hunt wit some ppl,and some little kid comes up to me and asked if he can have some skittles cos he hasn't eaten since yesterday afternoon.
i gave him my pack and he runs to someone and yells, " I GOT THE SKITTLES, WHERE'S MY 5 BUCKS?!?!"
i chased him down the street into mill creek, and he ran into his house so i gave up
(this happened during the summer)

Thursday after school, i was outside eating twizzlrz, and a puppy comes to me and starts barking. i gave it a twizzlr n it was satisfied.It started barking again, so i gave it another.i decided to name it Hungry. it started following me, and i gave Hungry the rest of the pack. The same kid who stole my skittles, the puppy brought the twizzlrz to. Once again, i chase him down the street, but this time he doesn't run into his house, he runs into a tree. he's knocked out, and i beat the crap out of him, and he bought me a pack of skittles n twizzlrz.
the end

[Heavygain]

wow. that little kid ownz

[Giovanni]

Hmm ok?

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I bet Hungry made the bet with him.

But since dogs can't have jobs to get money I propose that Hungry is a shapeshifter.

[WildEagle]

lol

[I Hate Pants]

So yah beat up younger kids because they steal your candy?

WOOOOOOOOAH! BIG MAN!

[Fragmatic]

Originally Posted by I Hate Pants

So yah beat up younger kids because they steal your candy?

WOOOOOOOOAH! BIG MAN!

Quoted for sarcastic and humourous truth.

[Sputty]

Originally Posted by I Hate Pants

So yah beat up younger kids because they steal your candy?

WOOOOOOOOAH! BIG MAN!

Indeed

BTW, saliva in dogs' mouth can be toxic to humans, next time hope he dies.

[Squeeky]

That was the worst story in the history of the entire fucking universe.

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by Squeeky

That was the worst story in the history of the entire fucking universe.

Indeed... Grammar is something nice too... ask my 3 year old cousin, maybe he can help you learn a little...

[ViperGTS]

Wow she seems like a whore now.
o.O

[Jennyboo]

You beat the little kid up .. your mean

[Corrosion]

I thought you left WE?

[MattxMosh]

WildEagle, thats bizzare.

Also, Proof read. Those are some loooong run ons.

[Lonehunter]

he can have some skittles cos he hasn't eaten since yesterday afternoon.
i gave him my pack

I'm sorry, but I must say it, Loser