[Images] Post pics of your gf/ex

[Squeeky]

In this thread we post pictures of our girlfriends, ex girlfriends, boyfriends, ex boyfriends.

We include pic(s), and a brief summary about the person/relationship.





Name: Nikki
Relationship Duration: 2 years dating, 6 years friends.
Status: Ex-Girlfriend
Summary: Cheated on me at party with some guy in his truck drunk, I caught her, you guys know the story.

gogogo

[Triggar]

Name: John, a.k.a. Roland, a.k.a. Martyr
Relationship Duration: Since March 2002, however long THAT'S been
Status: My piece
Summary: I tried to smear cool-whip on his arm the other night and we ended up tackling eachother in my kitchen. We're like that. We can often be found using power-tools to modify our Leet Apartment.

[martyr]

mm-hmm.

[Squeeky]

Haha, stop spamming my thread with pics of fatties!

[JetRaiden]

(bad picture)
Becca
Relationship Duration: 1 1/2 months
Status: Ex gf, not on speaking terms
Summary: Hottest girl at my school, who also is a model, I played my cards right, bam, she was mine. However she turned out to be a moody bisexal whore. Fuck.


Erica
Relationship Duration: Over a month of being hook up buddies
Status: Not-yet-official girlfriend
Summary: Met her at a halloween party(same one this picture is from) while drunk, talked to her for about 10 minutes, and then made with her for the next 2 hours. We've tried to get back together but it usually falls through with me being at school and whatnot.


Kelly
Relationship Duration: 4-5 months consistent, + another 3 months of on-again-off-again.
Status: Unknown
Summary: Things went well over the summer and stuff. Ended up getting into big arguements, and I would get so made I would dump her right there. We usually would be together by the end of the week after, but that time interval is ever expanding. I'm trying to work it out so its either one or the other, based on how she's been acting. If that makes any sense.

[Pilgrim]

Name: Jennifer
Relationship Status: Friends 3 years, then Dated 4 years, now Married 7 months.

Sumary: Classic tale of 2 very icompatable people who were friends, and then figured out that the were compatable and started banging like bunnies. She's a doctor, I'm an uneductaed hick... SCORE!!!!

[Squeeky]

Dude, you scored a DOC! You're set for life

[Pilgrim]

This girl looks SO much like an Ex of mine it's freaky.

You are obligated to make her call you Pilgrim the next time you do it!!!

[Squeeky]

That Erica chick is hot. Bring her to PSU:MB and let me fuck her a couple times.

[Triggar]

I'll be the first one to say when another one of my species is a hottie - Jenny, for example - but I can't see what it is about this Erica girl that's got you all drooling. She looks like a caked-faced tart. The other girls in Jet's post, adorable. But this one just looks kinda skanky. Which, incidentally, fits in with her first encounter with Jet

[MrPaul]

She reminds me of a vampire. I have no pics of any of my girlfriends from the last 3 years apart from a couple of grainy ones. A list of the relationships that lasted >1month.
Lucy. 1 year.
Current: Friends.
Summary: I was too flirty for her liking. Had way too many lady friends.

Maria. 2 months.
Current: On "nodding" terms
Summary: She really wasn't my type I guess. Is currently a goth.

Debbie. 1 1/2 months.
Current: Friends.
Summary: We decided it wasn't gonna work, after being together 1 1/2 months and only seeing each other once (despite living <1mile from each other).

Amy. Since February this year - Now.
Current: Dating.
Summary thus far: We're really great. I've met her family, and they love me (everyones family loves me), and shes met my dad, who greatly approves. She's 2 years older than me, and as I'm only 16, some people are like "eugh" but really, it doesn't matter. Go us.

Relationships < 1 month.
Kate. She'd just been dumped and came to me. We kissed lots. Her ex then beat the living shit out of me. We're now good friends.
Emma. One of the reasons I didn't go out with Kate was because of Emma. Kate and I were hanging round one of the caf� bars we hang out at (the same night we got "jiggy") and then I needed the loo. So off I pop and who else is there but our Emma, pissed out of her head. My conscience got to me, and I spent 2 and a half hours looking after her, and trying to stop her kissing me (even though I had had a crush on her for ~1-2 months) because I knew she'd regret it. After escorting her drunken self home, I realised I'd left Kate at the cafe bar. God, that sucked.

[Squeeky]

Originally Posted by Triggar

I'll be the first one to say when another one of my species is a hottie - Jenny, for example - but I can't see what it is about this Erica girl that's got you all drooling. She looks like a caked-faced tart. The other girls in Jet's post, adorable. But this one just looks kinda skanky. Which, incidentally, fits in with her first encounter with Jet

The first and third are cute. Girls i'd take home to mom, and have a relationship with.

Erica, looks like exactly that, a cake-faced tart. Probably dumb, probably whorish, but she's hot, and i'd fuck her.

In conclusion, cute smart girls > cake-faced tart's. But I felt like mentioning Erica cause I want to put my penis inside of her at PSU:MB.

[Pilgrim]

There are the wonderful women we love and marry.

And then there are the ones you wanna just Donkey punch.

It's all a part of the complicated Dicotomy that is the be-penised ones

[MattxMosh]

Name: Steph Threat
Duration: Friends for 4 or so years together since June 14 2002.
Status: Chained down. Thats a good thing. Seriously.
Summary: Lets not even go there, unless you have a looooooooong time. Massively long story short - WE OWN.

[Smaug]

Triggar, will you be my donkey punchee?