[Images] Post pics of your gf/ex

[Darksim]

I think I had a girlfriend when was six.
Other then that...all alooone.

[EarlyDawn]

Name: Samantha C.
Status: Ex; Non-speaking
Relationship Duration: Approximately 3.5 Standard Earth Years.
Summary: Saw her first day in Juinor High Homeroom. Walked up and said hello. Stayed friends for a while, and then dated for a bit. Dumped her because of being generally annoying. Dated again a while later. Cheated on me with girl(s?).

Name: Kirsten L.
Status: Ex; technically solid terms, but rarely talk.
Relationship Duration: 1.5 Months.
Summary: Met at school dance. Dated. Saw her twice in a month and a half, made out once (said dance). Tried to settle dispute between friends because she bitched about it. Preemptively dumped her because I didn't want to hear the "Don't get involved" BS.

Name: Megan C.
Relationship Status: Ex; obsessive stalker.
Relationship Duration: ~3.5 - 4 Months Dating.
Summary: Went out after meeting at a (suprise!) school dance/party thing through a friend. Arguably the best relationship because I didn't really care enough to obsess over it. Broke up over a BS "You don't respect my culture" thing that came from right field.

Stalked me through the phone for a week before I had enough and (due to advice of PSUers), threatened to use an autodialer program to call her house for 12 Hours for every call recieved, with possible parent billing (Which I can't do.). Speculatively tries to be like me. Her musical and game (!?) tastes have shifted signifigantly towards mine since we split.

Earlydawn and Iris

Name: Iris D.
Status: Ex; Publically speaking, but avoid contact if possible.
Relationship Duration: 1 Week, then an ~ 10-Month relationship.
Relationship Summary: Met at mutual friend's sweet 16 party. Danced with her to get her to leave her alone. Was kissing her on the dance floor around 10 minutes later in a scene that is permanently immortalized in one of my bigger victories.

Went out for a long time and tried a lot of "firsts". Good times over the summer. Even came over for the Doom 3 party with the guys. Generally a very cool girl. However, she was incredibly irresponsible with keeping dates, and in retrospect, I took a lot of shit I shouldn't have.

Breakup occured after she ditched me on a day I took off from work to see her to play Dance Dance Revolution with her friend Linda and an ex boyfriend.

Name: Erika H.
Status: Much Older then I; One of my best friends and my assimilated sister.
Relationship Duration: ~ 2 years.
Summary: Worked at a local EB for a while. Without getting into her personal history, she plays games, gives good advice (of any kind ), and in general, totally rocks faces clean off. The only female I think I've shared any kind of real link with.


Figured I'd post every important non-family female. Not too long of a list.

[JetRaiden]

Originally Posted by Triggar

I'll be the first one to say when another one of my species is a hottie - Jenny, for example - but I can't see what it is about this Erica girl that's got you all drooling. She looks like a caked-faced tart. The other girls in Jet's post, adorable. But this one just looks kinda skanky. Which, incidentally, fits in with her first encounter with Jet

she *told* me she just had alot of makeup on for the costume party. The 2nd time I saw her she didn't look as trampy.

Originally Posted by Squeeky

That Erica chick is hot. Bring her to PSU:MB and let me fuck her a couple times.

assuming I'm still with her by then, I'm sure she'd be A-Ok with that

[Squeeky]

Holy shit, a couple things.

1. Starbum you're a fucking slut. But if this thread was a contest, yuo = teh winnar!1
2. ChronoSphere, you studly shithead you
3. I'm honored to be in the presence of men who have graced the vagina's of such goddess's. You guys are P.I.M.P's

[I Hate Pants]

Didn't realise I was suppose to write a little blurb about my g/f

Name: Kristen
Relationship Duration: About 3 and a half months
Status: It's hard to say right now. It feels like were really close friends who like to kiss each other alot. I don't see her much but when ever I do see her, she says she loves me. I mean what happens during the time I don't see her?
Summary: Met her at my part-time job at Krispy Kreme. Haven't seen her much since I got fired. Usually meet up at friends places during the weekends and party.

[Hezzy]

You don't want to know. I was drunk at the time.

Let's just say that I don't date women anymore because of it.

[_-Gunslinger-_]

Originally Posted by -Hezzy-

You don't want to know. I was drunk at the time.

Let's just say that I don't date women anymore because of it.

Getting drunk at a party turned you gay? HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I think we found our new anti-drinking campain! To hell with driving drunk and killing someone or getting killed with your car. You now have to fear getting pounded in your ass in your car!

[Hezzy]

I didn't say I was gay!

[Fragmatic]

Pfft, I've given up on relationships -

Too much money, hassle and I'm shy

[TotalBiscuit]

Originally Posted by Fragmatic

Pfft, I've given up on relationships -

Too much money, hassle and I'm shy

*Smack*, get some goddamn confidence.

TB.

[Fragmatic]

Originally Posted by TotalBiscuit

*Smack*, get some goddamn confidence.

TB.

ow

[JetRaiden]

[Peacemaker]

Name: Ashley
Status: A little more than a friend
Relationship Length: 8 Months
Summary: Was her boss at work. Quickly fell in love. She had a boy friend from the day I met her (Infact the day I met her I let her go home early so this guy could ask her out, per his request). I sit on my hands for months on end waiting for the day. No amount of time is too much. I love her with all of my heart and she has said she loved me, but she loves him to and wont break up with him.... I need a beer. I occasionaly get some from her but I dont like it that way. Just knowing shes cheating on him makes me think she could get caught and be very very sad. I just want her to be happy.

[oddfish]

i never seem to make relationships w/ girls last long enough to get pics. when the only reason a girl ever calls to hang out with you is for sex you don't find yourself achieving many kodak-moments... oh well.

[Kyonye]

Originally Posted by oddfish

i never seem to make relationships w/ girls last long enough to get pics. when the only reason a girl ever calls to hang out with you is for sex you don't find yourself achieving many kodak-moments... oh well.

one word.....Voyeur!