Your woman ever turn down sex?

[Squeeky]

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart.

For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I
don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

What every boyfriend/husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a
big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she
tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide
which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted
new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for
each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out
a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one
wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how
to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's
fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of
the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is
all dear, Let's go to the cashier".

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT???!!!"

I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while.. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man
enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?"

pwnage

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Mine once turned OVER sex, meaning that we quite literally fucked 2 apple turnovers in the most disgustingly glorious way ever.

They were even eatable afterwards, if a bit stale.

[Squeeky]

Originally Posted by ObnoxiousFrog

Mine once turned OVER sex, meaning that we quite literally fucked 2 apple turnovers in the most disgustingly glorious way ever.

They were even eatable afterwards, if a bit stale.

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I'd sig half the genius you spew, but my sig is big enough as it is.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Well, considering that I am already a raving lunatic I suppose it couldn't hurt that bad to infer that I hump baked goods.

[Wraithlord]

omg ob

[Sabinius]

HAHAHA yes!!
I HATE it when women are always like that

she deserved it

[Hezzy]

HHAHAHAH

YES

Owned^329

[Lonehunter]

Oh that's great, quite awesome I must say.

[Sabinius]

oh man what happened to the guy anywa, or was it you squeeky?

[martyr]

presumably she dumped him on the spot, but that would ruin the fun of the story, wouldnt it

[JetRaiden]

That kind of thing (initial part of the story) has never happened to me. Most of the girls I date are quite horny and/or slutty. Not sure if thats a blessing or not.

[oddfish]

i don't waste my time with girls that don't want to fuck all the time.