Newb-isms

[KeviN]

Okay, I've decided to make a thread, about all the funny things n00bs are gonna say in-game. (Especially the ones that think they are all good, and the leet-talkers)

1.) Okay, newbie on no difference body map damage: n00bie sniper, shooting a MAX in the head, then complaining: WFT!!!1!? i shot u the head u haX0r!!!1!!

2.) The newbie hopping into a Galaxy, followed by a: this sux ass!!!1 how come u get 2 shoot a gun?!?!1

Your turn.

[Strygun]

3) Can you read this?

4) how come my team gets mad when I shoot them?!!?!111?!

5) d00d?!!!1!? Wh3r3's my j3tp4ck?!

[MrVulcan]

6. Why do my weapons stop working all the time! And wahts with all those red numbers popping up in the left????

7. Where is the nuke????

8. You cant do XXXXXXX THATS CHEATING!!!!

9. You newbs! Why dont you shoot back, havent you ever played a fps before! Cant you fire your gun! You acting like were on teems or something!

10. Why cant I drive XXXX! You can! Your Cheating!!!

10b. Im tired of this, lets play CTF? What, no CTF??? What fps dosnt have CTF????

[Doobz]

11. WTF is a Vanu?

[CDaws]

This is exactly why some of us spend time trying to educate the average person to know better when they get into the game. Besides all they have to do is read the manual but, its still funny in a sense. All of us are noobs in a way at some time or another.

Oh and 12. That guy is giving me orders and has a different armor, HE'S HACKING!

[MrVulcan]

Well think about it, i guess that we arent even as good as newbs since we havnet played the game yet lol, even hamma's a newb since he only played for a short time.....

But Ranger, how many people read the game manual before they play? I flip through them when I am waiting for it to install, but who ever truly takes the time to learn everything b4 jumping in the game and going all out?
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13. There is some good AI in this game

14. Where is the single player mode?

[CDaws]

True, very ture. For that fact what person even reads a manual for anything. When in doubt and all else fails, read the frickin' manual.

15. Where's the safety on this thing?

[Bodak]

16. Will you please give me some guns and ammo??? I wants to fly one of those big planes too.

[CDaws]

17. The screen is telling me to hit the ok button. Where's the ok button? I can't find it anywhere on my keyboard and where's the anykey too?

[Bighoss]

18. where do I find somone to make me a custom gun like yours

19. WTF I hit that guy like 4398574238957982307432098 times and he's not dead. HACKOR HACKOR HACKOR

[MrVulcan]

20. So.... when do we go on a quest?

[Sputty]

21. WTF..no hangar?!?!THen where am I supposed to put my tank?
22.WTF..why are my weapons being locked?

[MrVulcan]

23. Why is everyone calling the TR rednecks?

[Fire_Monkey]

24) Why can't I shoot any more. And why does my vehicle do like 2 Mph, I only shot this guy in the same color armor as me, YOURE HACKING my computer thingy.

[Sputty]

OMFG..look at that guy!!He's H4xX0rzzing to get that big..What? MAX armor...you're H4xX0rzzing 2!