South Park Drama Continues

[Hamma]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...eut/index.html

Nice wonder who will play Chef.

[Ivan]

I knew they just wouldn't kill him off. I thought that they would just change the voice and make a funny reason for the voice change.

[Giovanni]

I say we burn everyone who beleives in scientology. Bunch of idiots! It's cool to get the chef back thought!

[Geist]

Originally Posted by Giovanni

I say we burn everyone who beleives in scientology!

Just give me a flamethrower and I'll meet you at Scientology headquarters.

[Hamma]

There's probably a few million dollars worth of secuity guards and equipment outside.

[DaShiznit]

Originally Posted by Hamma

There's probably a few million dollars worth of secuity guards and equipment outside.

Yeah, but all they can do is throw body thetans at you. Or worse, I've heard that they can sic Kirstie Allie on you.

[Hamma]

[WritheNC]

Yeah, but all they can do is throw body thetans at you. Or worse, I've heard that they can sic Kirstie Allie on you.

Do you think they'll ever resort to sending Kirstie Allie to the middle east, or is that too inhumane and a violation of the Geneva Convention?

[Geist]

Probably

[OneManArmy]

chef got owned. awsome episode!!!

[Entra]

What happened?

[Kyonye]

I went to the scientology website, and there was way too much to read for the time I had, when I went to the website. Long story short, I didn't read anything. Anyone want to sum up exactly what Scientology's beliefs are?

[Ivan]

There is not way to "sum it up" because it's bull crap that makes no sense.

[Hamma]

It's something about aliens bringing humans here or some shit. It's pretty much based on some science fiction book L. Ron Hubbard. Check here or here for some interesting tidbits. It's membership is mostly rich people - note the "Scientology Yaught" and various million dollar churches.

Originally Posted by OneManArmy

chef got owned. awsome episode!!!

What happened?

[OneManArmy]

summary

The children try to rescue Chef, but in the end he turns to head back to the "Super Adventure Club" ***8212; until he falls off a bridge onto rocks, is burned, stabbed and mauled by a mountain lion and bear.

Then he apparently dies.

"A lot of us don't agree with the choices the Chef has made in the last few days," one of the children eulogizes him at a funeral. "Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us. But we can't let the events of the past few weeks take away the memories of how Chef made us smile.

"We shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us," the eulogy concludes. "We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains."

The door for Hayes' return wasn't completely closed. In the show's final scene, members of the "Super Adventure Club" try to revive Chef, and it's not clear he's really dead.