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Re: What i fear a planetside convention may look like worst case scenario.
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Originally posted by Sando138
"Hi, this is Nota Gamre, reporting live from Las Vegas, concerning the state of the second Annual Planetside Convention. can you hear me Dan?"
"Yes, we can. so tell us, what on earh is going on out there?"
"Well, someone managed to spike all the drinks with trace ammounts of LSD."
"What kind of effects seem to be happening?"
"The gamers here have become extremely delusional, wearing plastic toy armor of three color schemes and carrying around a lot of paintball guns. then they took over the concession stands and market booths by paintballing their occupants and pointing PDAs at the cash registers. now they seem determined to take over each other's stands. many are shouting that they want to know where the vehicle facility is because infantry wars are 'ghetto'. several areas have a high concentrartion of certain colors of armor, and they call them sanctuaries. as the police fear that if they come in they will unite to repel the officers, we can only hope that the LSD wears off soon."
"HEY, LOOK! HES WEARING A BLACK SUIT! AN INFILTRAITOR! GET HIM! FREEEEDOM FROM OPPRESSION!!!"
"Oh #$%^!!!"
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That was good 
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2003-03-02, 04:52 PM
omfg that was damn funny!!
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