Canadians Apologize

[SilentCacophony]

Just got this funny e-mail, which is soon to become another political debate. Why? Because people apparantly don't like political jokes here, but I like posting them anyways.

A truly Canadian Apology to the USA

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we feel your pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you want to have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons. And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you.

[Mtx]

I got to the part where it was talking about wood and I just don't see how Canadian wood is better than American. They're just pissed off because we stopped giving them money.

[Hamma]

Not another Canuk vs American thread.

[Squeeky]

Dont let this get out of hand guys, Be civil

[Pilgrim]

What's to get out of hand about? that's just funny!

Mad Love to my northern frosty brothers and sisters!

[Sputty]

Originally posted by SilentCacophony

I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

Heheheh...That one's good

[Unregistered]

The British burned down the White House in 1812, but the Canadians are too fucking stupid to know it.

[Navaron]

LOL, I was wondering who would bite on that.

[Mtx]

Originally posted by Unregistered
The British burned down the White House in 1812, but the Canadians are too fucking stupid to know it.

I was woundering when Dane would step in and say that. I remember this arguement at the CDL site a few months ago.

[Unregistered]

No it was at this site.

Makes you wonder about this education system they claim is better then ours. Not a single god damn Canadian knows anything about the War of 1812, yet they all bring it up like it was there one (200 year old) shining moment of glory.

Go back to you moose humping fantasy world silly Canuk, your not funny.

[Squeeky]

Its already turned to a flamefest *sigh*

[Navaron]

Like that wasn't the point of this thread in the first place.

[Sputty]

Yep, pretty damn annoying. Yes, we do know about 1812 BTW.

[Sigurd]

lol, poor Canadians, all our exported liberals go there, i feel your pain Canada..

[�io]

Originally posted by Squeeky
Its already turned to a flamefest *sigh*

/me resists urge to point out who's the one flaming

To the rest of you, "Mad Love to my southern toasty brothers and sisters!"