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Old 2003-03-29, 10:51 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Crappy Superheros


I have compiled a list of crappy superheros, and reasons why.

SuperHeros

Batman - No superpowers, just a guy with some gadgets who ends up punching people.
Aquaman - No powers above the water? Wtf? What is he gonna stop somone who did a kidnapping in a submarine. Think of how many crimes are commited underwater. I can see it now: "Hey little girl, wanna come in my submarine, i have candy, and puppies."
DareDevil - Hieghtened senses? That part is ok, but why does it awlays have to boil down to slugging it out, instead of just shooting him.

SuperVillans

GreenGoblin - Wtf, throwing explosive pumpkins? How bout soemone just shoots him with a sniper rifle off his flying peice of crap.


Well that is m list, feel free to add to it
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Old 2003-03-29, 10:59 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Old 2003-03-29, 11:04 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Re: Crappy Superheros


Originally posted by Derfud
I have compiled a list of crappy superheros, and reasons why.

SuperHeros

Batman - No superpowers, just a guy with some gadgets who ends up punching people.
DareDevil - Hieghtened senses? That part is ok, but why does it awlays have to boil down to slugging it out, instead of just shooting him.

Batman = one of the most intelligent heros and that's without being a superhuman

DD = Can't be shot, heighteined sense = he can dodge those things before their even close. (that and well shooting him would be against comic book rules )
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Old 2003-03-29, 11:04 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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batmans the shit. the fact that he has no super powers, yet can still keep up with guys like superman makes him a badass in my book.

Mr. Fantastic blows in my opinion "look at me im a rubber band"
wonder woman's invidible jet's just stupid

toy maker has to be the dumbest bad guy
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Old 2003-03-29, 11:26 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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dude batman is the best of them all. he can beat the shit out of anyone even when they have powers or can do something out of the ordinary hence mr.freeze.
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Old 2003-03-29, 11:30 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Still, that kinda makes him boring...
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Old 2003-03-29, 11:38 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Worst SuperHero:

Batgirl, jsut retarded IMHO

Worst Villian:

The Penguin

If someone said "OMG the Penguin is commign run for your lives!" I would fall ont eh ground laughing.
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Old 2003-03-29, 11:47 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Old 2003-03-29, 11:52 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Worst superhero ever: Superman

OMG! It's Superman!

Ha! I will kill you!

Haha! I have pulled kryptonite out of my ass! All of your arch-nemesises have it!

Nooo! *powers fade*
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Old 2003-03-30, 12:01 AM   [Ignore Me] #10
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lol, forgot to mention him. He has freezing breath, and laser eyes, but doesn't use em. Bullets bounce off his chest but he ducks when people throw thier guns at him...
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Old 2003-03-30, 01:07 AM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Originally posted by MrVicchio
Worst SuperHero:

Batgirl, jsut retarded IMHO

Worst Villian:

The Penguin

If someone said "OMG the Penguin is commign run for your lives!" I would fall ont eh ground laughing.
OMFG! That's great!

Worst super hero: Superman, He's faster than a speeding bulit, he can leap Skyscrapers with a single bound, but he can't ride a horse without getting paralyzed.
Worst bad dude: General Disarray (Butters' little friend on South Park)
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Old 2003-03-30, 01:44 AM   [Ignore Me] #12
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The Black Panther is the shit
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Old 2003-03-30, 01:49 AM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Worst superhero- Superman, just because there will NEVER be a good Superman game.
Worst bad guy- Brak. 'Nuff said.
(not that Brak isn't cool. Just not good in the evil department)
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Old 2003-03-30, 03:02 AM   [Ignore Me] #14
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I honestly don't think superdude is all that. Not saying he sucks but i never liked him much, it's like "Hey look i don't have just 1 power i'm a l33t super fucking hero ! I can do a shitload of crap, hell i'm invicible !"

Mr fantastic does indeed suck.
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Old 2003-03-30, 05:45 AM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Worst Superhero: Batman, Superman

They are so not g05u and 1337

They should take some lessons on how to be 1337
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