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Old 2003-07-22, 01:03 PM   [Ignore Me] #16
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Re: If you were an Evil Villian


Originally posted by Skullhead
.... and a floating fortress of doom.
Are you renting out rooms?

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.... I would start by blowing up Canada because no one would miss anything that comes from canada
Dio comes from canada. i'd miss him. along with many other PSU ppl.

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.... After that I would blow up all the Dell PC factories and then the Gateway PC factories.
*insert hallelaugh (sp?) song here*




rest of its just plain crazy, but good luck!
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Old 2003-07-22, 01:24 PM   [Ignore Me] #17
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I'd be the guy who lets my minions do everything. Of course, they will inevitably screw up, so I'll carry around a medium machinegun with extra ammo.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2003-07-22, 01:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #18
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I'd be..."THE GIMP IN THE BOX"
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Old 2003-07-22, 01:29 PM   [Ignore Me] #19
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MY PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION:

1: Raise money. Work as hard as possible, steal, whatever.
2: Aquire old Soviet nuclear weapons. Big enough to destroy a large city.
3: Ally with other organizations, such as ETA.
4: Plant nuclear weapons in Washington DC, Ottawa, All European Capitals, Tokyo, Beijing, Seoul, Moscow, and any country with its own nukes.
5: I get to push the big red *Destroy World Capitals* button.
6: Take over Asia, then Europe, then North America with masses of loyalists.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2003-07-22, 01:32 PM   [Ignore Me] #20
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MY PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION

1: take a piss right now (im serious)
2: eat something
3: live my life till im 90
4: a few days or minutes before i die, grab the nurses breasts
5: milk said nurse
6: die happily
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Old 2003-07-22, 01:34 PM   [Ignore Me] #21
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Originally posted by Onizuka
MY PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION

1: take a piss right now (im serious)
2: eat something
3: live my life till im 90
4: a few days or minutes before i die, grab the nurses breasts
5: milk said nurse
6: die happily
Priorities, priorities.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2003-07-22, 02:56 PM   [Ignore Me] #22
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I am an evil nazi site admin.
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Old 2003-07-22, 04:26 PM   [Ignore Me] #23
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Re: Re: If you were an Evil Villian


Originally posted by EineBeBoP
Are you renting out rooms?
Yeah were renting to the whole family. We even have dungons for rent for .50 cents per year complete with many mid-evil tourture devices.

In the family care plan you pay $10 a week for rooms in the upper floors complete with a 260' big screen plasma TV with horribly unconfortible chairs.

We also have the Family In-law care package for only $10 we can keep your In-laws for 20 years in our dungons.

We also have our Child Day care for the adults were we put your unruley kids on our treadmills and exercise bikes (We have to get our power source for the fortress of doom somewhere) for days at a time. If they generator over 30000 Gigawatts of power they will get a free scholarship for college any college that isn't yet destroyed. So the longer you stay the more you earn from the Fortress of Doom estates.

(Null in Void if you help any leftover santa's elfs or start a rebellion in the lower levels of the fortress of doom. Trading In-laws for cookies is permitable under article 7 section 10 of the Fortress of Doom estates care package)

hehe...

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Old 2003-07-22, 06:29 PM   [Ignore Me] #24
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first i would make a giant undersea base. then i would get an army of underwater creatures to make robots with afros. then i would have them boggie sending all in to agony and making all my servants then when james bond comes my chicken-hamsters bodyguards capture him and toture him with ultra horrid disco dancers
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Old 2003-07-22, 09:05 PM   [Ignore Me] #25
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Originally posted by Febnon
first i would make a giant undersea base. then i would get an army of underwater creatures to make robots with afros. then i would have them boggie sending all in to agony and making all my servants then when james bond comes my chicken-hamsters bodyguards capture him and toture him with ultra horrid disco dancers
ROFL, that is a good one.
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