"Problems" Thread

[Squeeky]

"Anti-Social" is a fancy way of saying shy.

[Incompetent]

No, shy is the guy that stands in the corner and doesn't talk to anyone, Anti-Social is the guy that stands in the corner and tells anyone who trys to talk to him to fuck off.

[Onizuka]

holy cow eine.....i do all the exact same things. /me thinks i need to see someone.

whenever i set something down it has to be set down evenly. All kinds of stupid things...people without a little OCD would say, "just stop" well its not that easy.

If i get into more detail, you all with think im nuts.

eep im a bit shy too (not anti-social)

[Karma]

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[firecrackerNC]

Well first off,keep spamming,then Hamma will ban you and you wont need a avatar any more


as for my problems,Hmmmm so many....well first off i can get mad REALLY easily,i start swearing and shouting,secondly im very social but whenever i try talking to a girl i always am a bit....hmm distant,i dont talk much afraid ill say something stupid,and i never can look them in the eyes,but yea thats bout it for me

[Karma]

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[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by Sentrosi
That isn't god either. Never claimed to be god, just perfect. I don't wanna be blamed for her mistakes.

Is God a chick?

[Sentrosi]

god is anyone she wants to be.

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by Sentrosi
god is anyone she wants to be.

Ok, if Jesus is the son of God, and if Jesus is the son of Mary, and God is a women. Does that make Mary a lesbian? DUDE! Jesus's parents are lesbians!?!?!?!?!?

[WickedDeus]

Depends on what you believe. In all the written text God is the heavenly father. Then if you believe that God was the heavenly father because men help write all these texts(i.e. Dogma) then its possible for God to be a woman. Then again its God so God can be what God wants to be.

[Lonehunter]

Again

Originally posted by Lonehunter187
Ok, if Jesus is the son of God, and if Jesus is the son of Mary, and God is a women. Does that make Mary a lesbian? DUDE! Jesus's parents are lesbians!?!?!?!?!?

[Mr1337Duck]

I'm sad... really sad. I can't ever get girls, I'm too distant because I think I'll say something idiotic. Oh yeah, and I'm really morbid, I keep thinking about how I'd like to die, and I get this weird feeling people are trying to slit my throat. Oh yeah, and sometimes I get anti-social, so you can all fuck off.

[Ryuuji]

I like to melt stuff, like to cuss alot, i might have Turrets syn, im not sure, but all in all I still like to melt stuff im a little bit of a PYROMANIAC

[Kuraltai]

Originally posted by Mr1337Duck
I'm sad... really sad. I can't ever get girls, I'm too distant because I think I'll say something idiotic. Oh yeah, and I'm really morbid, I keep thinking about how I'd like to die, and I get this weird feeling people are trying to slit my throat. Oh yeah, and sometimes I get anti-social, so you can all fuck off.

Compulsive liar perhaps?

One major problem ... procrastination. Am card carrying member of Procrastinators Anonymous, still haven't received the card though. This is compounded by random fits of anal retentive behavior, causing me to leave large stacks of papers and files around partly finished/filed/shredded/etc ... what a mess.

Otherwise life is good!

[Lonehunter]

Originally posted by Ryuuji
I like to melt stuff, like to cuss alot, i might have Turrets syn, im not sure, but all in all I still like to melt stuff im a little bit of a PYROMANIAC

You call that being a pyro?

Step 1: Get a BUNCH of matches.

Step 2: Get a tennis bal, cut a slit in it.

Step 3: Cut all the match heads off

Step4: put all the match heads in the tennis ball
Note: The match heads must be PACKED! Cram as many as you can ge in there.

Step 5: Seel the cut in the tennis ball (Duct tape is good)

Step 6: Throw against a firm (cement, brick, etc.) surface, HARD!

Step 7: Watch

Also, if you want something simple here's the recipe for Napalm

2 parts stirfoam

1part Gassoline

Example: 2 buckets full of styrofoam, 1 bucket full of gasoline

Keep adding the styrfoam into the gas and mixing it. Do this till you get a thick paste.