wow...Im soooo close to qualifying for this
-Kittehs. yeah, I've had cats. just lost the one I had for 18 years...they're cool.
-Blunts. ohhhh yeah. cant go wrong there.
-Good sex. Not sure I've ever had what I'd call "bad sex". some is just better than others. especially when she puts her...erm....nevermind...next question please.
-Hot women (eastern europeans, oriental, or latin). here we have a problem. I love the california girls. not all are femi-nazi's, trailer trash or any of those other things you mentioned, altho surely many are. if I supply my own, can I still join?
-Speaking whatever the fuk you want so long as you can get your point across with complete sentences and a structured post.
I believe in a crisis situation I can make my meaning known with little issue. so its all good
We dont accept:
-hypocrites. not for me to say. hypocrites are revealed, not made.
-racists. that'd be hard for me to do. I'm a half breed, my wife is a half breed, my best friends are a mixture of every culture under the sun and in Cali, being a racist is hard to do (and live for long that is)
-virgins. LOL....next....
-spoon lovers. Personally, I prefer chopsticks and butcher knives.
-cow lovers. yet another problem. Cows....turned slowly over a BBQ pit. some grilled onions, steak fries, nice ice cold gold....yeah, gotta love (some parts of) cows.
-newbs that type 10 WPM with 50% accuracy.
wot r u talkin bowt? I r l33t taiper. :S
the only other issue I have is with calling it a 'church'.
not terribly religious and dont exactly have a high opinion of organized religions in general...but I guess you can call it whatever you want. how about calling it a militia instead?
so....do I qualify?
2003-08-21, 03:26 PM
that pic gets me everytime
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