Aye... wish me luck.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Originally posted by Mr1337Duck
I finally get ready, and of all the damn luck, she isn't home.

Dude, you got pwned.

[Khronos]

heres a tip.
dont ask her out via AIM or any chat program..
my friend asked a girl out on his AIM away message.

How..uhh..cool is that?

[JetRaiden]

ITS BAD KARMA!!!!!1

o please...dont tell me about that.


some guy (i forgot who) said he fucked his best friend (whos a girl, apparently) and said after that they could never talk to eachother again, I laughed my brains out, then went downstairs and sliced my hand open trying to cut a bagel. i cant play PlanetSide (for "real," anyway, I can still mess around with a pounder on the test server) for at least 2 weeks. 26 stitches, 2 hour surgery, 6 weeks of therapy.


bad kharma? no thanks, Im full.

[Blood_Knight]

bummer she wasnt home

[GonePostal]

HAHAHAHA

man that sux you got your yearly dosage of bad karma all in one man

[Everay]

he deserved it, anyways, GL duck!

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by TekDragon
You pussy

dont listen to him, dont listen to anyone that addresses you as a pussy first thing.

GL man, seriosly

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by Onizuka
dont listen to him, dont listen to anyone that addresses you as a pussy first thing.

GL man, seriosly

no, Tek is right. he gave the best advice in this thread

[Onizuka]

yeah, i know, but if he was talking to me, i wouldnt listen. i dont adress people that call me pussy.

[TekDragon]

Ok, after looking it over I realized that i did, in fact, write some good advice. Guess I wasn't as high as I thought. I'll just clean it up a bit by adding a section on kissing.

The first kiss of the date is something guys ALWAYS fuck up on. Your best bet is to:

1. Don't try to kiss on the first date.
2. At the end of the date kiss HER on the cheek.

Number 1 is important. If you get through the whole date without lip locking her she'll feel more secure in the fact that you want her for more than the signals your dick is sending up. Number 2 is EXTREMELY important. The last seconds of the date are something she'll remember that night and for the rest of the relationship. Don't stand there stuttering and wondering what to do. Look her in the eyes, say some random shit ("I had a really great time. Have a good night") and then give her a peck on the cheek. Follow it up w a winning smile.

Good luck :P

Originally posted by Onizuka
yeah, i know, but if he was talking to me, i wouldnt listen. i dont adress people that call me pussy.

Good thing everyone else realized I wasn't being derogatory when I said that. I'm sorry it hurt your feelings, Oni. Heres some tissues, little boy.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Another thread about to fall victim to Tek and Oni Arguement disease.


Like the Flood, but nastier.

[JetRaiden]

yea.

[Onizuka]

ill stop, nice advice thought (not sarcastic).

Hope it works duck

[Hamma]

#$#@%@

[TekDragon]

Originally posted by Hamma
#$#@%@

Not my fault, this time.

:P