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Old 2004-01-02, 07:50 PM   [Ignore Me] #16
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MILF = Mom I'd Like to F**k
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Old 2004-01-02, 10:58 PM   [Ignore Me] #17
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Quit making fun of my mom assholes, she just wanted to show me a good time.
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Old 2004-01-02, 11:06 PM   [Ignore Me] #18
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i dont know what stne means, and i dont wanna, but consider this, they didnt have a license to drive, aka below 16, or around that age. im 15, and i think idve felt akward banging my freinds mom infront of him.
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Old 2004-01-03, 12:41 AM   [Ignore Me] #19
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I'm speechless. :o
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Old 2004-01-03, 01:36 AM   [Ignore Me] #20
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Send Squeeky a PM, his mom works cheap. She did my birthday, and it was great. We all took turns spanking her, and had pie and beers, and in the morning we had Egg Mc Muffins. We even had cool games like; Flick the Peanut, and Hide the Sausage! Good times, good times.

Squeeky, tell yer mom we had a wonderful time, and ask her if she'll be available next year.
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Old 2004-01-03, 01:36 AM   [Ignore Me] #21
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SDM, your dead bitch.
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Old 2004-01-03, 03:43 AM   [Ignore Me] #22
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My initials, if I marry the guy I'm likely to at this point, will become MLF upon marriage. Someone is making a bad, bad joke out of my initials.
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Old 2004-01-03, 03:50 AM   [Ignore Me] #23
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Originally Posted by ultraviolet
My initials, if I marry the guy I'm likely to at this point, will become MLF upon marriage. Someone is making a bad, bad joke out of my initials.
Ummm....it would be MLG.
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Old 2004-01-03, 03:50 AM   [Ignore Me] #24
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ya, babe. Don't mind my blondeness, the F and G keys are so close together...
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Old 2004-01-03, 05:56 PM   [Ignore Me] #25
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/me cries
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Old 2004-01-04, 12:18 AM   [Ignore Me] #26
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Aww, don't cry. Come here and let me hold you.
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Old 2004-01-05, 12:22 AM   [Ignore Me] #27
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Old 2004-01-05, 12:56 AM   [Ignore Me] #28
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At wich point I stabbed my crotch multiple times with a pen! </random comment>
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Old 2004-01-05, 07:39 AM   [Ignore Me] #29
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Sheesh. This lady was obvioulsy not getting enough loving from her hubby if she had to start hitting on preteens.
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Old 2004-01-05, 02:21 PM   [Ignore Me] #30
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Her hubby is probably fat ugly and a drunk if I know that are correctly. She 's the young ones.
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