You know you have been playing planetside too long when...

[Dharkbayne]

Originally Posted by Onizuka-GTO

[UncleDynamite]

31. You dodge for cover everytime a commercial airliner passes by, thinking it's a Liberator.
32. You look at commercial airliners and think, "Hey! He's cheating! He's flying way higher than the 400 m air ceiling!"
33. You start driving on the sidewalks in an attempt to mow people down.
34. You start looking around your house and think, "We really need to get some modules for this place."
35. You try to stop a guy robbing a bank with an AK-47, thinking, "Oh, he's just using MA, I can handle him fine."
36. You're surprised when you find out that you can't.
37. You try to sqeeze into a manhole, thinking it's a GeoWarp.
38. You get frustrated each time you sqeeze into a manhole and find no one in the sewers, thinking that everyone should just buy Core Combat.
39. You look at the pictures coming from the Mars rover and think that they must be sneak preview screenshots of an upcoming Space Combat expansion pack.
40. You become worried when you see your buddy napping, thinking he's link dead.
41. You try to /cabbagepatch
42. You accidently knock out your friend while playing football and your greatest worry isn't about him, but your grief count.

[TeraHertz]

43. The phone rings while your at the PC, and every time you talk on the phone, you press your teamspeak push to talk button. ( i have actualy done this o )
44. You see tanks on the news and think "pfft, my magrider would kick that's ass."
45. You go to the local supermarket and remark how lag free the world is today, since the automatic door opened so responsivley.
46. Get out of bed and wait for your implants to activate before leaving the bedroom
47. You cant understand why your car wont start. It should start when you get in.
48. You hit the central locking mechanism to throw your mother in law from the car, and start writing a /appeal when it doesnt work.
49. You jump down the stairs and wonder why the hell your leg broke.
50. You start shouting "We need a medic." "We need repairs." and wait for someone to come to heal you, and start mumbling about bloody n00bs when they don't.

[NoSurrender]

51. After you total your truck you laugh and say ah 5 more minutes and ill get another one.

[Katanaboy]

52. You hurl your carpool out of the car, saying "sorry, it's for my squadmate"

53. You go to your closet, change your clothes, then change back, to refill your armor.

54. You steal someone's car, and wonder why its colors dont change.

[DeadTeddy]

you see your inlaws and yell "Incoming MAX units!"

[Fenrys]

You might be playing too much PlanetSide if:

After you've placed an order, you swear the McDonalds drive-through lady asked if that was the best you can do.

You're going to pwn some Vikings in Valhalla when you die.

You're playing baseball and try to steal a base by crouch-walking, hoping the nme team won't notice you.

You've overclocked the office's pencil-sharpener to reduce lag.

You've spent more than $500 on PC upgrades needed to play a $50 game.

[1024]

- You put soda cans under peoples feet in an attempt to boomer them.
- You hope they don't see the green glow when you put the soda can down.
- You crouch-walk when you're trying to sneak up on someone.
- You stoped playing PS and still post on PSU because you've been there so long you love the community.
- You've made/helped make a movie.
- You get up in the morning and put your clothes on confused, because you can't find the key that makes you cloak.
- You get locked out of your car, but think thats no problem, because you got adv. hacking.
- When you enter a room, you crouch-walk first, looking for any enemies.
- When you're sneaking up on someone, and they catch you, you try and turn surge on, and sprint away, through multiple doors, because you think that they have DL.

[worldvengence]

When u start looking for a cert terminal so you can use that nice new microwave of yours

[Gigabein]

Originally Posted by Fenrys

You've overclocked the office's pencil-sharpener to reduce lag.

You know you're a computer geek when you think that upgrading the electric motor in an office supply is called "over-clocking".

[VashTheStamped]

You put your Certs on your Resume

[Acaila]

I get urges to camp pregnant women.

[Rbstr]

Originally Posted by Acaila

I get urges to camp pregnant women.

you ruined our nice thread, oh well.


I do tha wasd thing all the time

[VashTheStamped]

When your mom tells you to study for your drivers exam, but you say youve already learned the cert.

[TheN00b]

When you read this thread, and say "Wait... What's wrong with doing this stuff?"