Riddles

[FlakMan]

Damn Jaged beat me to it. I don't have another riddle right now.

[Derfud]

Originally Posted by mechaman

the newspaper

Wrong, nobody reads the whole newspaper!

It's a skunk getting it's head bashed in by a club!

nub

[EineBeBoP]

So how many of us are using google.com?

Greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it
And if you eat it, you will die.
what is "it"?

[KeviN]

Originally Posted by Cyanide

What has two banks but no money?

Enron.

[JetRaiden]

Originally Posted by EineBeBoP

So how many of us are using google.com?

Greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it
And if you eat it, you will die.
what is "it"?

ah crap I KNOW THIS ONE!!!

[Dharkbayne]

Cyanide's is a river

Eine's is "nothing"

[Cyanide]

Here's a real hard one. Please don't post the answer and spoil it for others. If you get an answer, pm me and I'll tell you if you're right.


There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage.

The question is: Who owns the fish?

Hints:

The Brit lives in the red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the left of the white house.
The green homeowner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the center house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
The German smokes prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.

[Derfud]

I own the fish, I killed everyone else.

[Zodiac]

Originally Posted by EineBeBoP

So how many of us are using google.com?

Greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it
And if you eat it, you will die.
what is "it"?

Pretty simple when I thought about it for a minuate.

The answer is: "Nothing"

edit: Good riddle Eine, put a smile on my RL face when I figured it out.

[Lonehunter]

What driver doesn't have a license?

Don't scroll down




































A screwdriver

[Dharkbayne]

That sucked.

[Jaged]

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.

[Dharkbayne]

A coffin.

[Jaged]

Lemme guess, you saw that on the same google site that I did?

[Dharkbayne]

Nope, heard it before, I've heard alot of riddles.