Post your weirdest tells

[Black]

since i play on a female character u could Imagine what kind of tells i get >.<

[Jagd]

What? They ask if you're really a girl? Woo.

[Black]

Originally Posted by Jagd

What? They ask if you're really a girl? Woo.

U should see some of the /tells i get they are very disturbing

[Jagd]

For the first couple months I played, I got a lot of tells asking if I was a girl or if it was just my avatar. I'm trying not to think of a chubby 14 year-old eating doritos at the computer, getting excited listening to the grunting sounds I make when taking damage. *ick*

Then again, there was that "WOO HOO" video. I just don't understand why with so much free, high quality porn available on the internet, people resort to drooling over 3D models.

[GreyFox]

Maybe they think they got a chance on a girl playing the same game as them?

[ChemicalHex]

A somewhat long one...

We were fighting on Cyssor, and I had killed this one NC soldier. He keeps sending me these tells saying "Woah". I responded with "?", and he replied "your name, i just thought it was funny cause i have a bottle of ChemicalHex here on my desk". It was the dumbest tell I had ever recieved, but some other things he said made me think he was a friend of mine screwing with me...so I replied with a mom joke. A really rude one too. He never sent me a tell afterwards. Then, about 10 minutes later, some NC sends me a tell "excuse me, why did you do that?" I had no idea what he was talking about but then he tells me "this guy just TK'd me twice in the spawn room, and told me you ordered him to do that." Apparently he wasn't a friend of mine, and didn't like what I said, so he decided to screw with me.

[Queensidecastle]

Guy drives up in harrasser "Get in, I've got candy..."

OMGROFLMAO

That reminds me of something funny that happened to me early in the game after release. I was on my Vanu character back when Kornied was still a server and hopped into a Thresher gunner seat. Driving along the road we passed a lone female trooper who macroed "STOP STOP STOP" So the guy stops and she says "step out of the vehicle please" and rofl he gets out and she proceeds to pretend to be a cop and give him a speeding ticket. Funiest shit I ever saw. Prolly why he played along

[Firefly]

"Are you that Firefly from Tribes Two?"

"Explain to me how you killed me when your aircraft is sitting in the warpgate radar circle" as I am hovering above the warpgate

"OMFGLOLWTFBBQSAUCE" - I still have yet to figure out what this means.

[kreeten]

I play a NC Emerald character named Pinacolada, gotten countless tells...If you like Pinacoladas. Had a VS guy tell me once that I had to change my name immediately because it was a VS name and I couldn't use it. Don't think so. Was defending a lonely WG tower in my MAX once totally by myself and started getting repeated tells....let me in, I won't hurt you. When I figured out it was the enemy, just jumped off tower roof and whacked the TR bastard.

[martyr]

01/26/2004 04:04:54 : [Tell] Moab: Can I get a Pinfite for the Rahl Fest

rahl is my outfit's commander, but moab just made it sound ... dirty.

[Dharkbayne]

I've had a few "WTF U WALL HACKER!!11one" tells after I killed people with my bolty, when I was a sniper, because they had like, an arm or something stickign out that I could hit, I actually once had this really fanciful convo with a TR sniper, back when I was Vanu, we would move from continent to continent, killing eachother, we did that for like 4 hours till I had to log.

[Lonehunter]

Originally Posted by Firefly

"OMFGLOLWTFBBQSAUCE" - I still have yet to figure out what this means.

OH OH I THINK I KNOW THIS! In our outfit we have a couple "Internet thugs" that occasionaly speak this language. I think it says, Oh my fucking God laugh out loud what the fuck BBQ sauce. Did I get it!?!?!?

[TheN00b]

Yep, LoneHunter's got it. Por ehamplo:

OMG: Oh my god
LOL: Laugh out loud
ROFL: Rolling on (the) floor laughing
LMAO: Laughing my ass off
ROFLMAO: Rolling on (the) floor laughing my ass off
WTF: What the fuck
OMFG: Oh my fucking god

etc, etc, etc...

Hence, OMFGLOLWTFBBQSAUCE is Oh my god, I'm simultaneously laughing out loud and screaming what the fuck, you piece of barbecue sauce!!!

[Aurorapro]

Originally Posted by Pattywick

Guy drives up in harrasser "Get in, I've got candy..."

Lmao funiest thing ive heard best ive had is "Get in hoe! Im your new Pimp!"

[MidnightDave]

I was driving a sunderer full of guys and this enemy cloaker pulls up beside me, matches my speed, my gunners cant get him, not enough gun depression, he /tells me wanna race? I /tell back and say ya sure man, go ahead lol he zooms off, but forgets to cloak, my gunner fires and he goes boom I /tell him I win. he /tells me back bitch