random thoughts

[EineBeBoP]

Best pick-up line EVER....

Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?

[VivaLaNuBc4k3]

Who came up with the word...... CHEESE?

Has anyone ever thought of a word so much they begin to wonder how it got made and by who and what does it actually mean?

[MilitantB0B]

Ever wonder who first thought it would be a good idea to drink the stuff that comes out of the underside of cows?
I mean, nothing else good comes out of there...

[OneManArmy]

"BALLS!!" said the queen. " If I had two I'd be king." and the jeseter laughed, not because he had too but because he had two.

[SDM]

What wonderful birdies the frog are. Thems ain't gots no tails almost, hardly. Whens thems walks, thems hops. When thems don't walks, them sits on thier tails they don't hardly ain't got.

[BUGGER]

The Fuck should be called a football team!

[Squeeky]

Aneurisms are g00d

[Everay]

i like to sleep

[Dharkbayne]

When trying to light a fish on fire, always remember the futon. It is important to know your feet.
Feet are like ripe papayas, injected with mouthwash. They may taste like excitement, but are best used for bingo.
Focus on your inner gall bladder if you wish to harness the the power of the rotten monkeys.
There is only one path to the rubber band.
Know it like you know your finger. Of course,don't forget that fun equals pizza explosions!
Extra cheese and elk on your side order of lightbulb! The dwarf says "Gender-neutral pronouns!"

[Happy lil Elf]

Sometimes, late in the day sitting in my cubicle waiting for the next call to come in, I see Mickey Mouse bobble head dolls going down on Buddy Christ statues.

That's usually about the time I realize that it's actually 1:10am, I'm sitting in front of my computer at my house, trolling the PSU forums waiting for Planetside to patch after reinstalling on my new computer and I haven't slept since I got said computer 3 days ago.

[SDM]

Work fucking sucks. They have me busier than a one armed wallpaper hanger with crabs. Apperently there is alot of ass licking involved in getting Q1 status from Ford. Fuck Ford. Chrysler gave us the gold pentastar without ass licking. GM named us a preffered supplier without ass licking. Ford has the weakest quality guidelines of the big three, but love getting thier asses licked. Fuck Ford.

[martyr]

buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?

[l3lizz4rd]

If I had 60 cents for every dollar I had, I'd be Canada.

[Neon Apocalypse]

Goverment Camp dont go changing

[ViperGTS]

Fuck school. Damn........If the was ever a time to blow some thing up it would be now.........