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Old 2004-03-07, 06:46 PM   [Ignore Me] #16
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How about a simple idea? Just say NO!
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Old 2004-03-07, 06:49 PM   [Ignore Me] #17
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Explain your voice situation, or lip-sync if you are forced to go.
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Old 2004-03-07, 07:30 PM   [Ignore Me] #18
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Those were all wonderful ideas. I had to go anyway, and two of my friends were there, so it wasn't that shitty. The songs sucked as much as ever, though.
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Old 2004-03-07, 08:26 PM   [Ignore Me] #19
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If they didn't do "On Eagle's Wings" then your church sucks.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-03-07, 09:01 PM   [Ignore Me] #20
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The night before the performance, place a pillow over your face and scream as loud as you can. Do this over and over until you lose your voice. Be sure to wake up early in case you somehow partially get it back overnight (rare, but it can happen).

This will not be good for you, but if you can't get out of it any other way, it is an option.
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Old 2004-03-07, 09:02 PM   [Ignore Me] #21
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Originally Posted by Mr1337Duck
Those were all wonderful ideas. I had to go anyway, and two of my friends were there, so it wasn't that shitty. The songs sucked as much as ever, though.
Elf, you're Old Fucking News. It's over. He did it.
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Old 2004-03-07, 09:57 PM   [Ignore Me] #22
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You could go ahead and do it, and make sure you do it HORRIBLY. Bad enough to publically embarrass your mother into never making you do something you don't want ever again.
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Old 2004-03-07, 10:29 PM   [Ignore Me] #23
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
Elf, you're Old Fucking News. It's over. He did it.
Wouldn't a choir be something that you would constantly have to go back to to practice? He could use that next time.
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Old 2004-03-07, 11:53 PM   [Ignore Me] #24
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
Elf, you're Old Fucking News. It's over. He did it.
Obviously I didn't bother reading the whole thread /shrug
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Old 2004-03-07, 11:54 PM   [Ignore Me] #25
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Drink syrup of ipicac beforehand. A couple quick pukes and a nice bit o' bedrest while they're belting it out in the choir.
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Old 2004-03-07, 11:58 PM   [Ignore Me] #26
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Tell your mom to fuck off.

Either that or suck it up and drive on. My question to you is, what the hell good does going to church do for you, your mouth is atrocious. In fact, you don't have a hair on your ass if you don't memorize what you just said and then say it IN church. In front of everyone.

That will GUARANTEE you don't sing in choir.
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Old 2004-03-08, 12:48 AM   [Ignore Me] #27
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Apparently I missed something.
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Old 2004-03-08, 07:55 AM   [Ignore Me] #28
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Set the church on fire, kill the priest and all of the nuns in a bloody druken rage. Dont forget to wright demonic things on the walls with therre blood and brain juice.

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