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Old 2004-03-31, 05:15 PM   [Ignore Me] #16
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DIE BABY SQUEEKY!!!!!

Also, thanks for the help. I'll use that guide later
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Old 2004-03-31, 05:34 PM   [Ignore Me] #17
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Originally Posted by Sputty
DIE BABY SQUEEKY!!!!!

Also, thanks for the help. I'll use that guide later
Dude, within the first minute you'd rip the corpse in 30 places.

I'm just playin

Also, I'm not talking about people here...I'm talking about the people who actually do these things...Cannibals, Necrophiliacs, sickos that shouldn't be here. They need serious help IMO.
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Old 2004-03-31, 05:43 PM   [Ignore Me] #18
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They're dead. They won't mind a few tears here or there
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Old 2004-03-31, 07:27 PM   [Ignore Me] #19
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thats funny, but the fact that there are people who are willing to that makes its even worse.

When I die, im going to be cremated! Or if i can't i want a Titanium coffin welded shut!
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Old 2004-03-31, 07:44 PM   [Ignore Me] #20
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I used to be a necrophiliac until some rotten bitch split on me.

/off to crack into a cold one

/originality = 0;
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Old 2004-03-31, 08:17 PM   [Ignore Me] #21
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squeeky how the fuck did you come across this guide? were you delibratly looking for it and if so why?
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Old 2004-03-31, 08:43 PM   [Ignore Me] #22
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Originally Posted by mechaman
squeeky how the fuck did you come across this guide? were you delibratly looking for it and if so why?
People like Squeeky and I make it our hobby to find fucked up shit on the intarweb. If you don't do it too, you're wierd.
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Old 2004-03-31, 08:59 PM   [Ignore Me] #23
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Originally Posted by SDM
People like Squeeky and I make it our hobby to find fucked up shit on the intarweb. If you don't do it too, you're wierd.
Yeah. Squeeky and SDM are so straight, they can have sex with men, confident in their heterosexuality.

So it's wierd to NOT find wierd shit on the internet?
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Old 2004-03-31, 10:17 PM   [Ignore Me] #24
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
So it's wierd to NOT find wierd shit on the internet?
Yes.

So, Aztec. Where did YOU find the Necrophelia guide?
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Old 2004-03-31, 10:33 PM   [Ignore Me] #25
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Originally Posted by Squeeky
Wtf guys, all i did was bring this guide to your attention. I didn't write it, endorse it, or anything. You people make Baby Sqweeky cry :[
The very fact that you where put into a position to see this guide, and then thought, "Hey, I gotta share this!" Makes you one sick fruit that should be cast out of normal society!!!


Good thing for you, PSU is anything but a normal society
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Old 2004-03-31, 11:01 PM   [Ignore Me] #26
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i feel like i stumbled on that site a couple months ago. i bet it's the one with the dolphin relations guide. i'm not willing to go back and check.
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Old 2004-03-31, 11:26 PM   [Ignore Me] #27
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Originally Posted by SDM
Yes.

So, Aztec. Where did YOU find the Necrophelia guide?
I'd reply, but your avatar has me in a state of hypnosis. For now, settle with the generic answer to (almost) everything: FIVE TONS OF FLAX.
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Old 2004-03-31, 11:27 PM   [Ignore Me] #28
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Originally Posted by Squeeky
Wtf guys, all i did was bring this guide to your attention. I didn't write it, endorse it, or anything.[
yea but you were thinking about it!
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Old 2004-03-31, 11:29 PM   [Ignore Me] #29
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I don't know, putting your penis into something that bacteria are decomposing just isn't a good idea. Or am I wrong?
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-04-01, 01:34 AM   [Ignore Me] #30
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
I don't know, putting your penis into something that bacteria are decomposing just isn't a good idea. Or am I wrong?
Hehe. what makes you think bacteria aren't munching away at the live ones?

Bacteria are carpetmunchers too

But yeah, as a general rule of to live by, sticking your dick in dead (and/or) rotting things is bad.
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