Need a good comeback

[ABRAXAAS]

sorry man cant help you ,im bound to piss off fat people or something

[Revolution]

Ok J, I get ya. I have one that cracks me up sometimes and its not that mean. Ever seen the movie Major Payne?

Bleep bleep bleep, You remind me of the Philsberry Dough Boy! If I poke ya in the belly will it make ya go BLLOOOOOOOUUUU(The Doughboy sound)

Its not really that mean. But if I was you, why dont you do a search on fat jokes on the internet??!? You didnt think I just randomly came up with all those Yo Mamma's ! I am not That creative.

[ABRAXAAS]

Originally posted by Revolution
Ok J, I get ya. I have one that cracks me up sometimes and its not that mean. Ever seen the movie Major Payne?

Bleep bleep bleep, You remind me of the Philsberry Dough Boy! If I poke ya in the belly will it make ya go BLLOOOOOOOUUUU(The Doughboy sound)

Its not really that mean. But if I was you, why dont you do a search on fat jokes on the internet??!? You didnt think I just randomly came up with all those Yo Mamma's ! I am not That creative.

hence the childish Idea to make a fake quote

[Revolution]

Originally posted by Jaged
Thats all good advice. But I know the situation better than any of you and I think a good name that I could call him would work best. The problem is alot more complicated than you know(hes actualy kindof my friend, its a long story). Im just asking for a good fat name type thingy to call him.

I dont think name calling is the answer seriously. But I dont know the story so if you want some advice on what to do In Our Opinion(PSU boys)(and hot sexy eMa)(I mean PSU girls), you might want to elaborate on the story.
But if you are determined to put him down you should elaborate a little more. Short story though please.
All I have to say on this post exept, Why Cant We All Just

[Hamma]

Originally posted by ABRAXAAS
what the hell did I do now

Unfortunatly you are a troll.

[Navaron]

"if you have to go to forums for advice on comebacks, you are in no position to be insulting anybody."

I gotta go with afex here. I used to be mouthy, but I could back it up. It sounds like confrontation will just get your ass beat. I would suggest another avenue. The Dick head method. Everytime the guy looks at you, talks to you or is in visual contact with you, give him a disdainful look, as if he has no right to even be in your precense because he is lower than snake shit. Don't talk to him, give him snobby looks, and if he says something to you ask him Who the fuck he thinks he is talking to you. Where does he get off talking to you. He's not good enough.

The kid obviously has a few insecurities, so pissing him off about being fat will just get your ass beat, but making him feel worse without saying anything probably won't (It might actually if you're a real weenie).

Or you could grow up, ignore him, tell him to shove it and mind his own damn business, which right now, should be fuckin liposuction, joggin and jenny craig.

[Unregistered]

Let me be the negitive influnce in this thread since the best defence can sometimes be a quick wit.....

Try some of thses...

"I bet your the type of person who looks at a menu and says 'That'll do nicely'"

"Your so fat you've got more chins then a Chineese Phone Book!"

"You've got more rolls then a friggen bakery!"

"You'd think after all the weight lifting you do you'd be able to bench more then a jelly doughnut!"

Hope that helps.


/me goes back to work.

[Revolution]

"I ate a baby!" "Get In My Belly!"

Go Austin Powers on him like a crazy mofo.

[ABRAXAAS]

Originally posted by Hamma
Unfortunatly you are a troll.

Am not!

[Sputty]

How old are you Jaged? And do you know how to use knives well?

[ABRAXAAS]

Originally posted by Sputty
How old are you Jaged? And do you know how to use knives well?

if your gonna go that far ,yah may aswell use guns, it worked out well for those columbine kids

[Sputty]

Firstly, you must like to get flamed or troll. Also, I wasn't telling him to use knives against others just asking him if he knew how to use them. Also, I like to throw knives and catch tem with my teeth....Ok...I just throw them and then hide under the desk and start crying....

[ABRAXAAS]

Oh come on I couldnt leave that one alone

[Dead Ben]

Originally posted by Ludio
See above posts for usefull info...

If you just want to have fun though then insult him in ways above his level of comprehension. For example you could call him a gourmet savant. Comebacks are usually spur of the moment things, see what you have to work with. If he is seriously bullying you then see above posts as I said, if he is just being an asshole then be confident of your superiority.

excellent point

[Dead Ben]

In all seriousness, just call him Erik the lard ass in this thread. Let me know so I can point one of my friends named Erik who is a lard ass in the direction of this thread.