Lose you hand? What would you put on the stump?

[Fragmatic]

Originally Posted by Onizuka

A pEnIS!!11

would you give yourself blowjobs?

[eXoSloth]

frying pan

[Mag]

A toothbrush-laser, then my teeth would always be sparkly white, plus I could make people think they were about to lay victim to a sniper.

[SDM]

I'd attach a second, evil, head to talk to and freak people out. Maybe a giant squid tenticle.

[JakeLogan]

Chain Saw Bruce Campbell style

[Sputty]

Originally Posted by Fragmatic

would you give yourself blowjobs?

No, I'd give Oni blowjobs. Geez, you should know that

[ObnoxiousFrog]

A hand, perpetually locked in the "devil fingers" position, preferably with a black and white sating skeleton hand glove on it

[Dharkbayne]

Originally Posted by UncleDynamite

I'd replace my hand with a tree so I could beat up Dhark.

die.

[BUGGER]

Something to flip my dead hand while BBQing it.

[I Hate Pants]

I'd remove my entire arm and replace it with a pimp cane.

[ViperGTS]

Um...tough one.
A midevil robot hand Army of darkness stlye.

[martyr]

usb 2.0

[Hamma]

Sledge Hammer.

[oddfish]

[Hamma]

ohhh.. industrial cooley fan.

good call