Cabbage Patch Kid

[Everay]

not her fault man.

[AztecWarrior]

This can't be real.

[Zodiac]

Originally Posted by AztecWarrior

This can't be real.

I sure hope it isn't. The daughter's comments seem to be intentionally humorous to me.

[Sputty]

That's what interventions were made for

[JetRaiden]

I've never felt so compelled to kidnap something.

[Mag]

Well, my offer is open to the general public. Provided this is real, I will pay anyone who manages to kidnap this doll, $50, and 12 cases of your soda of choice.

[Jaged]

I will add another $50 to mags offer making a total of $100. Yes I am completly serious.

[Glaynor]

The people were on 20/20 (I Think) last week. They are seriously fucked up. They talk to the doll and the father answer's in a child's voice for the doll. The father will then respond back to the 'child's voice'. It is seriously disturbing. I got the willys after watching that show. The daughter will probably end up being a serial killer who gets a rifle and starts shooting from the top of a belltower.

[Triggar]

That would be awesome.

[Everay]

the daughter shooting the place up or the dad talking to himself?

[Triggar]

The daughter tweaking out.

[Glaynor]

The whole thing is just f'n bizarre. You have to try and get clips of that 20/20. The parents were sitting there talking to the kid. It was like Mom: Time to take a bath and get ready for bed; Dad (pretending to be kid): I don't wanna go to sleep now. I wanna watch t.v.; Dad (being dad): I told you before, you can't stay up late. You have a big day tomorrow.

These people definitely are seriously fucked up. Can't wait to see what happens to the daughter.

<FAST FORWARD TWENTY YEARS> Daughter marries a blow up doll and claims that she was impregnated by it. 9 months later she gives birth to a G.I. Joe figurine.

[Triggar]

Originally Posted by Glaynor

<FAST FORWARD TWENTY YEARS> Daughter marries a blow up doll and claims that she was impregnated by it. 9 months later she gives birth to a G.I. Joe figurine.

...that her parents inserted into her uterus.

[SDM]

Originally Posted by Glaynor

<FAST FORWARD TWENTY YEARS> Daughter marries a blow up doll and claims that she was impregnated by it. 9 months later she gives birth to a G.I. Joe figurine.

It's an ACTION figure. Goddamnit, I don't play with dolls.

[ZeusCali]

i believe The Sun is gutter press meaning they're about as reliable as the Onion. The sun is also based in england and has layouts of females to attract more readers... right frag?