Gettin' Wild

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by JetRaiden

"I don't believe in physical contact with the opposite sex until you are at least married and have been baptised, confirmed, circumcised, recircumcised, said three Hail Marys, confessed your intention to fuck a person, and cut off your penis in an attempt to save your morality."

fixed...

[Triggar]

Originally Posted by oddfish

I got bombed and had like, four threesomes in one night

Lemme make you feel a little better about your life right now.

Last night, while you were out getting shitfaced and having a ball, here's what I did.

Came home from school, and sat down to do some physics homework. Then I ran my dishwasher, then did some laundry. I vacuumed my floor, unloaded the dishwasher, folder laundry, did more physics homework, took some pictures to sell stuff on eBay, then watched "Man on Fire" by myself while John John was at work. Then at around 11, I got a big glass of orange juice, washed my face, brushed my teeth, and got in bed with the October issue of "Martha Stewart Living". I read about 20 pages of that, then switched the light off, gave Johnny Cakes a kiss, and passed out.

WOO HOO FOR BEING OLDER THAN MY YEARS!

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Originally Posted by Triggar

Lemme make you feel a little better about your life right now.

Last night, while you were out getting shitfaced and having a ball, here's what I did.

Came home from school, and sat down to do some physics homework. Then I ran my dishwasher, then did some laundry. I vacuumed my floor, unloaded the dishwasher, folder laundry, did more physics homework, took some pictures to sell stuff on eBay, then watched "Man on Fire" by myself while John John was at work. Then at around 11, I got a big glass of orange juice, washed my face, brushed my teeth, and got in bed with the October issue of "Martha Stewart Living". I read about 20 pages of that, then switched the light off, gave Johnny Cakes a kiss, and passed out.

WOO HOO FOR BEING OLDER THAN MY YEARS!

I came home from school, talked on IRC, shot people via computer, thought about what the fuck I'm doing with myself, ate dinner, and went to bed.

Yeah, I would kill for somebody who would want to be around me.

[AztecWarrior]

Originally Posted by Infernus

fixed...

Die.

I believe that sex is great within the correct environment.

[Infernus]

[JetRaiden]

Originally Posted by AztecWarrior

Die.

I believe that sex is great within the correct environment.

and how would YOU know?!?! AHHAHHAAHAHAHa!!!! sorry, couldnt hold it back.

[AztecWarrior]

Originally Posted by JetRaiden

and how would YOU know?!?! AHHAHHAAHAHAHa!!!! sorry, couldnt hold it back.

[Peacemaker]

.... Oddfish... it doesnt count if they are drunk man. Get them both in the sack totaly sober THEN I will say it was cool. Getting girls drunk to have sex with them just means they realise your acctualy a dumbass/freak/asshole/immature fool so you have to get them drunk to forget about that. Not suggesting thats what you are or anything but... you CAN get two girls in the sack with you with NO drinking... believe me... I have... (quick note: last sunday.... yea that fucking pwned)

[Everay]

hmmm, i, i came home from school at 4:00, got out at 3, but me and my bro sat in the parkinglot playing metal slug 4 on his laptop for a hour, drove home, cleaned the kitchen, ate Popeyes as a reward, then watched the baby sister, then ate another meal because we wanted to hide the fact from my father that we ate out, we didnt really know when he was gonna come home, so what was a afterschool snack made me really full by dinner, played some Day of defeat, then some RTW online



now im gonna exercise, ive started up again, as its getting close to when i can apply for the Naval Academy. dont wish me good luck, its too early. and tommorow i go to the ranch to work a lil, really ill bet ten bucks ill be driving the riding lawnmower all day, wewt.

[Angel_of_Death]

Is it just me or does anyone else not really believe a lot of what people say on these forums, ie. exagerration.

Reminds me like I'm at school.

[Everay]

are you saying my mad skillz at RTW are and exagerration? sir, i bite my thumb at you, and challenge ye to a duel.

[Zodiac]

Originally Posted by Angel_of_Death

Is it just me or does anyone else not really believe a lot of what people say on these forums, ie. exagerration.

Reminds me like I'm at school.

Forum exagerration is a universal law, where one exists the other exists as well. I thought this was understood and accepted by all?

[Dharkbayne]

I swear to god, one time, I was at this warehouse doing secuirity work, guarding some Falcon NW PCs, and then...

[Darksim]

*awaits defud to go "You bastard mofo"*

[oddfish]

Originally Posted by Peacemaker

.... Oddfish... it doesnt count if they are drunk man. Get them both in the sack totaly sober THEN I will say it was cool. Getting girls drunk to have sex with them just means they realise your acctualy a dumbass/freak/asshole/immature fool so you have to get them drunk to forget about that. Not suggesting thats what you are or anything but... you CAN get two girls in the sack with you with NO drinking... believe me... I have... (quick note: last sunday.... yea that fucking pwned)

peace, all summer i had two girls constantly dragging me into sex with them. Lyndsay and Chelsea. They were terrific. I didn't need to get them drunk ONCE. All i'm saying about the situation thursday night was this: Drunk people plus a party plus mouth glow sticks equals a very sexual event. Lots of tongue. It was great. Trust me, ***, I don't need to involve alcohol. Most of you ought to know that by now. At any rate, i'm not going to defend myself or explain myself. I had fun.. if you can't respect that then fine. It seems that no matter what there's always someone on these forums who is gonna deny and downplay someone just because they're either jealous or they're insecure. Im sure you'll have something to say about that, and that's fine. But it's simple, you're calling me out for no reason. You don't believe the things i say? Fine. All that proves to me is that you clearly feel that you're not satisfied with your own life and that it bothers you that someone else is. Whatever. I don't call anyone out on these forums. If you tell me you had a great night and got on some girl who really thought you were hot, then i'll listen and i'll be happy for you. It pleases me when i hear about other people having fun. I read Infernus's thread the other day about his weekend and i hadn't had a bigger smile on my face in a while. Inf's my boy, and i'm happy that he had a good time. That's how it should be. NOt this: OH BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT! WHATEVER! YOU'RE NOT AS COOL AS ME!
that shit's not cool. who does that? honestly.

so, whatever. too many people have to post their baseless animosity and try to jump on their high horse. Peace, if you were with two girls that were completely sober, then i'm happy for you. You must be one sexy man, i envy that. But if you were just posting to boast and brag then whatever. That's not cool. I posted this thread because i had a great weekend. It's been a while since I've had such a good weekend with all these fucking hurricanes. Anyways, whatever. I'm out. I've been drinking like whoah, so i'm kinda hammered. This was quite the task typing this without fucking up even once although i'm sure i have, hahahaha. Anyways. I'm out. 4 PSU. Y'all are my friends. I just wish that certain people weren't so spiteful and questioning. By the way, don't knock alcohol or its affects. My friend K1 was having family trouble and he needed to get away. We showed him a great time the other night. It was quite a night. Anyways. I'm out. Lataz