Curious

[JetRaiden]

dozen roses. 99% win. unless she's allergic to flowers.

[Triggar]

Originally Posted by Diviant

Sorry, could you please enlighten me on what that term means?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093010/#comment

The woman goes psycho-nuts and boils the guy's daughter's pet bunny in a pot on the stove.

Crazy, obsessed stalker = "bunny boiler"

[EarlyDawn]

Oral.












What?

[Darksim]

Originally Posted by EarlyDawn

Oral.












What?

lol that reminds of me whenever me and my friends see the "I GOTS THE URGE FOR URBAL!!" commercials we all say "SHE'S GOT THE URRRRGE FOR ORAL!"

[BUGGER]

Never give diamonds or jewelry unless your married with kids, or else you'll have a gaint lawsuit on Judge Joe Brown about how you want back the $1000 ear rings.


To be honest, dont give anything permanent, only give memories. A girl would remember a great date rather than her gaint superbowl ring....usually....

[NightWalker XI]

dude, this is NW's (me) golden rule for females, as lady Triggar pointed out, TEH CHOCOLATE! is the key...although my mum is a weirdo and is a female who does not like chocolate, proper weird, anyway yeah...chocolate man, and i9f you make it like you said u did that time and be like "i made this for you because...." then its smooth sailing from there...

trust me, I amin touch with my feminine side...

[NightWalker XI]

Originally Posted by Jennyboo

/me watches Triggar shove truffles into her mouth and grin with delight


mmm
I guess it all depends on how far into the relationship you are.. if your super close .. something sexy to wear in the bedroom well that what i like anyways

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*goes to Ann Summers to buy stuff for Jenny*

Hi...

Hamma I love you too tho, just not as much

[Electrofreak]

poor Hamma...

[Hezzy]

Originally Posted by Jennyboo

something sexy to wear in the bedroom well that what i like anyways

*hint hint* Hamma

[Sputty]

/me mails Hamma the penis costume

[Fragmatic]

Originally Posted by TotalBiscuit

'The gift of laughter'
And a wad of cash which is directly proportional to just how ugly you are.

TB.

bet you spend ALOT of money then

[TotalBiscuit]

Originally Posted by Fragmatic

bet you spend ALOT of money then

You have no idea

TB.

[Ivan]

Originally Posted by Sputty

/me mails Hamma the penis costume

^^^^^^Hamma^^^^^^

[OfaLoaf]

AHHHHHHHHH!

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

[TotalBiscuit]

Ivan wtf

TB.