True Story

[ZionsFire]

i be feedin twizzlrs to the kids around here too! they like skeetles toooz!

[CassH]

lol, o god a little kid stole your candy and ran into a tree so you beat him up why didnt you just take your candy and leave him by the tree fealing like a retard for running into it instead of beat him and yes my spelling is crap and my grammer is to.

[AztecWarrior]

Haah.

[Octavian]

Wow you're going to be a great dad.

[QuakCow]

i think i would have hung him from the tree.....noone takes my candy damnit!

[WildEagle]

I forgot to mention that this story wasn't typed by me, and it happened to my friend. When I went out yesterday, he and my cousin were on my computer. I don't even remember that happening to him anyway.

[Triggar]

[Fehronozova]

I believe you.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

TRUE STORY:

I am eating cereal right now.

I AM THE DEFINITION OF HARDCORE.

[WildEagle]

True Story
I'm eating waffles
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm waffles

WAFFLES OWN ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I am also drinking Orange Juice.

I AM ERECT AND THROBBING AT HOW PUNK ROCK I AM.

[MrPaul]

I've not moved for 5 hours.
DVT HERE I COME!

[Triggar]

True story: It's noon on a Sunday, I'm still in my pajamas (which, incidentally, match my second kitten), I've got Windex, Tilex and cleanser on top of the toilet in my bathroom in anticipation of scrubbing the tub and countertops. THEN, I'm going to take the cleanser to the kitchen and scrub the countertops and the sink, then I'm going to load the dishwasher and run it. After that, I'm going to tidy up the family room, windex the coffee table, and vacuum. When that's done, I'll take the linens out of the dryer and make the bed and toss in another load of clothes and then put them all away. If I have time, I'll head outside and help John cut and drill and sand wood for our canopy bed that we're building today.

I shit you not.

I told u I was hardcore.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Originally Posted by Triggar

True story: It's noon on a Sunday, I'm still in my pajamas (which, incidentally, match my second kitten), I've got Windex, Tilex and cleanser on top of the toilet in my bathroom in anticipation of scrubbing the tub and countertops. THEN, I'm going to take the cleanser to the kitchen and scrub the countertops and the sink, then I'm going to load the dishwasher and run it. After that, I'm going to tidy up the family room, windex the coffee table, and vacuum. When that's done, I'll take the linens out of the dryer and make the bed and toss in another load of clothes and then put them all away. If I have time, I'll head outside and help John cut and drill and sand wood for our canopy bed that we're building today.

I shit you not.

I told u I was hardcore.

Even Bob Vila be hatin'

[Infernus]

True story: Merlot colored paint does not taste like wine.