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Old 2004-11-22, 11:15 PM   [Ignore Me] #16
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A Bike Hit It
My action figure's arm is broken
No more end table skydives
No more orgies with the Barbies
Sucks to be you, dude
The End
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Old 2004-11-22, 11:23 PM   [Ignore Me] #17
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- Tin-Can Homicide
I stabbed a can through the side.
Cut it open 5 inches wide.
Now it bleeds upon my math.
This can has truely felt my wrath.
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Old 2004-11-23, 12:04 AM   [Ignore Me] #18
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It is the Fault of HSN
Late nights up doing homework
Murder, rape, arson
Feminization of America

I blame the Home Shopping Network

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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-11-23, 12:08 AM   [Ignore Me] #19
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There is no I in Algebra
But there is a rag
But there is a bra
But there is an Al
But there is a brag
But there is a gal
But there is a leg
But there is a large

This is why you cannot do math alone.

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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-11-23, 12:32 AM   [Ignore Me] #20
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97 Pewter Dwarves
Child of 8 painting dwarves
97 in numbers
with enamel paint
stabbing them with brush
cellphone rings
I think "Hola"
he says "hola"
damn mexican
now I am sick
Kids shouldnt play
with the hammer of war
stupid enamels.
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Old 2004-11-23, 12:38 AM   [Ignore Me] #21
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Romeo and Juliet, Summarized
You can love anyone, but you might die.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-11-23, 06:18 AM   [Ignore Me] #22
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Tragedy

Fuck, I spilled orange juice on my pants
Contact the authorities
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Old 2004-11-23, 07:12 AM   [Ignore Me] #23
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Upon a Star

I wish
I wish
I was a fish
'Cause fish don't have fucking homework.
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Old 2004-11-23, 08:09 AM   [Ignore Me] #24
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Spanglish
Tu es muy fucktardo is not espanol,
Yo soy on fuego is not spanish.
What a horrible day this is.
When languages can not breed.
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Old 2004-11-23, 02:52 PM   [Ignore Me] #25
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Something I wrote for a girl leaving my geometry class

Jess

There was once a sad unicorn
Who lost his family
He cried magic tears
Now get the fuck out of my class
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Old 2004-11-23, 05:47 PM   [Ignore Me] #26
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A Brief Homework Monolouge
Oh woe is me! Oh woe is me!
I went and forgot all my homework!
All my books, my folders, my pencils, and such
And I brought here none of my homework!
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Old 2004-11-23, 08:32 PM   [Ignore Me] #27
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A Protest Poem

The streets lined with bodies
Children crying in broken windows
The smell of fresh blood stinging in the air
Fuck, I am so hard right now
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Old 2004-11-23, 08:48 PM   [Ignore Me] #28
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Go away

Meh.
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Old 2004-11-23, 09:19 PM   [Ignore Me] #29
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Sleepy
I'm tired, it's late
I need to masturbate.

Erection
Look at it point, up to the sky
I shot jizz in my eye
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Old 2004-11-23, 10:16 PM   [Ignore Me] #30
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Ode to Headcrabs
Oh, Johnny, why must thou be a zombie?
The lord will save you from your heading.
Though my .12 guage to your face.
My this flock needs tending
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