Google = Skynet?

[Fehronozova]

I'm joining Microsoft in the apocalypse war.

[starbum]

Ooooooohmmmm....Google... Google is the beginning, the present, and the future. Google is law.

[AWOL Joe]

Wow, now I don't feel so bad on using AOhelL...

[Firefly]

Keyhole is not a NASA satellite. It's property of the National Security Agency, aka NSA. Minus one "A".

By the way - if you think that's bad, then you're mildly retarded or cluelessly sheltered.

There's a program (as in, project... not some .exe file) that monitors everything ever said on the internet. It filters garbage and non-important stuff and it searches for keywords used in any capacity. So, boards like Democratic Underground and PSU's PolyDebate forum are obvious targets. We're talking IMs, internet searches, private messages, emails, etc. Anything using a trigger word will be picked up.

I'm not making this up - I once sat in on a demonstration, one guy in my platoon at Fort Meade was an operator for their filter machines.

[Diviant]

Government, President, Bomb, Taliban, Hijacking, Terrorist, Spagetti, Congress, White House, NSA.....brb, doorbell.....

[Rbstr]

carrnivore it's called iirc. my ass is so taged.

oh yeah... has anyone seen my tinfoil hat lying around recently? GSF issued them to us to mock the conspiracy therorists that were right and just couldn't get the message out as we take over the world, they make very stylish combat helmets too, if i may say so myself.

[Biohazzard56]

Aztec would make a great Dr. Breen. Talk to him on Teamspeak if you want to know what I mean.

[Ivan]

For those of you wondering about carnivore...

http://computer.howstuffworks.com/carnivore1.htm

[Dizik]

Originally Posted by Firefly

Keyhole is not a NASA satellite. It's property of the National Security Agency, aka NSA. Minus one "A".

By the way - if you think that's bad, then you're mildly retarded or cluelessly sheltered.

There's a program (as in, project... not some .exe file) that monitors everything ever said on the internet. It filters garbage and non-important stuff and it searches for keywords used in any capacity. So, boards like Democratic Underground and PSU's PolyDebate forum are obvious targets. We're talking IMs, internet searches, private messages, emails, etc. Anything using a trigger word will be picked up.

I'm not making this up - I once sat in on a demonstration, one guy in my platoon at Fort Meade was an operator for their filter machines.

Are you by any chance talking about "Echelon" ?
Google Results on Echelon.

[Firefly]

Originally Posted by Dizik

Are you by any chance talking about "Echelon" ?

Yeah. Not Carnivore. That's cheap second-rate stuff that doesn't even do the same thing.

[internetn]

MUWAHAHAHA, GOOGLE RULEZ ALL!!! BAWHAHAHAAhAHA

[JetRaiden]

Originally Posted by Diviant

Government, President, Bomb, Taliban, Hijacking, Terrorist, Spagetti, Congress, White House, NSA.....brb, doorbell.....

who the fuck says "brb" in a goddamn post?

[oddfish]

well, i'll be honest, i'm a frontrunner when it comes to apocalypses... soooo, i'm gonna go ahead and join up

[Bighoss]

Google is monitoring your interests so they can determine what kind of combat cyborg they will mutilate your corpse and brain into.

[OfaLoaf]

Microsoft. I betcha they'll try to buy up Google, merging into a beast so evil... so powerful only 1 group could stand up to them- THE SUPER 1337 FRIENDS

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