Men and Women

[Kaikou]

yeah but as the guy stated, if you can successfully be friends with another girl, you are either gay, find them unattractive, or are already with another girl...in this case, the third option applies to you

[Tobias]

but even if my girl friend and I broke up I would still not desire to have sex with most of them.

[�io]

Hmmm... how old are you and how old are they?

And are they truly hot or you just saying that?

[KoldFusion]

Tobias,
Your G/F lets you have female friends? I'm jealous

[Tobias]

not like phat hot, well one is, but th rest arnt, but they are right below phat hot. and like early mid twentys. and they are her friends to, we are one big crew.

[�io]

Well i guess you're either gay but in denial or the rare exception.

My vote is on the 1st option.

[Jinxmasta]

That's sort of scary how true that is... However, I do have female friends but I don't think they are attractive. Plus I have a girlfriend

[Tobias]

Hey! I dont swing that way! I do Say! I'm Not Ghey!

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Unlike that ryme witch was homosexual.

[�io]

Ok ok so you're a rare exception....or do you have a hidden agenda?? Perhaps this is all an elaborate plan to fool your GF and/or friends who read these forums!

[SandTrout]

I'm on the wrong ladder with most of the girls I know, and I know the taste of leather and rubber all to well...

And women claim that men have poor communication skills.

[Zarparchior]

Well, they liked to make things as complicated as possible. Because if it's easy - it isn't worthwhile, eh?

[Tobias]

Tobias's Tips On Getting Laid:

1) Dont ever never ever get "fresh" or indicate that you really want to get laid to a girl, or you wont. Girls like sex as much as guys, but if they know you want it real bad and you have never done it with said girl, then your not gonna get it. And when they first ask if you wanna refuse, say you might want to latter, but not now (unless of course its like a one night stand, then get the giggy on)
2)when around the girl, spend money freely. Money is like viagra to girls, it makes them horny.
3) Get a cute pet, small dogs and cats work. The smaller the better.
4) dress in stuff that has not been outa fashion longer then you have been alive.
5)Dont tell girls how many times you have laid other girls. Lie, because, believe it or not, girls like guys who have not had sex with every female creature on the planet other then themselves. If they cant prove it (this is good for those teens) lie and say your a virgin, girls think this is cute. Heh.
6) I cant think of anymore right now.
7) oh one more: Girls who just broke up with jocks are easy prey, point out how that jock was unsisitive to her feelings, unlike, of course, you. Then buy her something nice, so she see's money and gets horny.
8)If your girl friends drunk the first time she wants to bang you, she doesnt. So dont bang her. But latter tell her you did not because she was drunk, and you did not want to take advantage of her, you wanted it to be special. This will get you on the path to getting laid many times.
9) oks im really out of them now.

[Hamma]

[Jinxmasta]

lol nice list

[Tobias]

thank you.