Do Vanu have sex, or just reproduce by machines?

[oosik]

they fission, like most bacteria.

[Canaris]

from my understanding the Vanu have only 1 fertile male, we get him and the whole Sovereignty comes crashing down... funny enough the rumors are he looks like TRay.

[ChipMHazard]

Originally Posted by Canaris

from my understanding the Vanu have only 1 fertile male, we get him and the whole Sovereignty comes crashing down... funny enough the rumors are he looks like TRay.

Who recently got married... A sign of the Vanu Sovereignty's end?

[Shogun]

vs have manipulated their spawn facilities so that even the female vs soldiers have male genitalia!
after all, the only reason they are fighting is the teabagging!

[Canaris]

Originally Posted by ChipMHazard

Who recently got married... A sign of the Vanu Sovereignty's end?

they're on borrowed time as it is

[basti]

Originally Posted by JohnnyRicardo

I heard some nasty rumours about pulsar dildos/buttplugs.

That Terran girl i captured a few days ago didnt think they were nasty

[Shogun]

Originally Posted by basti

That Terran girl i captured a few days ago didnt think they were nasty

you captured falcon_br?

[NewSith]

Vanu children are born from love for the Almighty Vanu Alien, just like there was no sex in Soviet Union and children there were born from love for the Communist Party.

[bpostal]

Originally Posted by Shogun

you captured falcon_br?

[Maarvy]

It was easy we took her on may 4th when she was on strike .... alone .

[Maarvy]

I imagine everyone on auraxis is smooth down below , like a Gi joe / barbie .

I mean theres not a single WC in any facility , so we clearly dont need to use the toilet .

[EVILPIG]

For nearly a decade I have spoken of the Vanu reproduction ritual. It is very secretive, but I know a couple of things. 1. There are no Vanu females. Ya, some of them look female, but there are none. 2. It takes place in the PS1 Generator rooms and involves blowing them. That is all I know.

[Shogun]

Originally Posted by Maarvy

I imagine everyone on auraxis is smooth down below , like a Gi joe / barbie .

I mean theres not a single WC in any facility , so we clearly dont need to use the toilet .

like on starship enterprise! no toilets anywhere.

but i guess the nanites just deconstruct the poo inside of us.
and it is being reused for something else... nutritious powerbars or bullets.

in starship enterprise the poo is left behind everytime you get beamed on board.

[Shogun]

Originally Posted by EVILPIG

For nearly a decade I have spoken of the Vanu reproduction ritual. It is very secretive, but I know a couple of things. 1. There are no Vanu females. Ya, some of them look female, but there are none. 2. It takes place in the PS1 Generator rooms and involves blowing them. That is all I know.

they reproduce by generator blow jobs?

[Ruffdog]

Vanu: get your gratification devices from the store today.

The Lancer. Stick it where the sun doesn't shine and go for setting 3. I hear it can send you back to the spawn tubes - its that good!