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2003-05-04, 07:30 PM
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I have no idea... doctors said he will function normally after some time *cough*
But he wont be able to have children after this incident  And the reason why he didnt wear a cup: Was his first time there we told him to but he doesnt listen Ive been doing tagball for a year and a half now and Ive receive plenty of shots there... then I get pissed go near the guy while shooting in his facemask and the at pointblank shoot inside the thy (sp?) wich may I say hurts like hell! and leaves a mark for a week or two 
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2003-05-04, 08:25 PM
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may be it messed up the other one too, there could have been infection and other damamge other then the one desmantled ball which could have lead to render the other one useless.
HOW OLD WAS HE? I LOVE NAV, hes the best, hes tught me how to kill in ways i hadn't already realized! Thank you NAV!
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2003-05-04, 08:27 PM
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You guys are idiots.
Whenever I play *paintball* I wear a cup and a mask. I have yet to recive a shot between the legs. Similarily, I have yet to go without a cup.
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2003-05-04, 08:43 PM
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He's 17
I'm 18 and the rest of the team is between 16 and 21.Our team wears protective crap all of us except for him  wich was "fatal"... and the thing about not being able to have children is because of the shock it gave I guess... too many hits = too much damage and the left one received most of it I dunno I only have vague detailsalso known as. What the doctor said to us in 5 minutes.
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2003-05-04, 09:32 PM
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If he's seventeen he can't legally sign a fucking thing. Those waiver's are so full of holes that any good lawyer will get him a shit load of money-
Those of you who aren't 18 find those guys and beat their fucking asses. You can't go to jail - you're minors, you'll get all kinds of community service, but it'll be worth it (ahh you may get a little juvy) If you guys are too scared to fight the guys (or they'll kick your asses-be realistic) do this (I'm not recommending this at all) Pour about two cups of sugar in their gas tank- He'll be buying a new engine shortly Take a jar of vaseline and a squeegee- smear the vaseline all over the winshield - now squegee every ounce of it off (you can't get it all of if you try) The remainder will cause the window to fog up if there is any temperature difference- he'll have to buy a new windshield. If you do feel like beating some ass jump him, and then have two guys hold his legs "spread eagle" then with a sock full of golf balls (or ball bearings - which I've never actually seen used, but would have to hurt worse) and wail on his hamstrings with the sock, so that the sock connects at the hammy, but wraps around the legs. Work your way to the tendons on the back of his knee- DON'T break his knee - cause that's not cool. But if you do it right, he won't be able to walk for about 10 days - and he'll hate his life for about a month. Plus the 5-0 won't be able to trace it as anything other than trauma. If it were a perfect world I'd say just find the guy, and beat him with a bat, but that's me. (DO NOT DO ANY OF THIS STUFF _ I DON'T WANT A LAWSUIT- VIOLENCE IS BAD)
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2003-05-04, 09:38 PM
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2003-05-04, 09:41 PM
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2003-05-04, 09:45 PM
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No need to desert - I'm {BOHICA} baby.
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at night in ottawa nobody cares what you do cept the police... who arent in the residential areas 
that would hurt so bad. 
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