3 Biggest Fears!

[OmnipotentKiwi]

Originally posted by Sentrosi
3) {BOHICA}

Good choice.

[Sentrosi]

Man, I just posted that....no wonder you're a whore...

[OmnipotentKiwi]

Originally posted by Sentrosi
Man, I just posted that....no wonder you're a whore...

Light day today for me.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

1.) Death
2.) Rejection
3.) Loss of my family\penis (can't decide yet)

[Tobias]

Sissys!
I dont fear BOHICA, all we do is sit around and talk about kittens and drink tea....

And Who is afraid of a spider?! I have a pet spider myself, long lived little bloak, but cool....ok it does not move alot but its still cool....Spiders rock.

[Confectrix]

Kittens are useless domestic animals. *I'm sure this will get a comment or two, that is my intended meaning*

Your right about tea...Earl Grey. What's your favorite?

Oh, and so this post isn't totally off topic...

1)Anything
2)Everyone
3)Everywhere

[MushuuTerra]

Just wondering for those who are afraid of death, is it DEATH itself or what happens after death? or both...

Mine would probably...be....ehm

1. fast spiders...i mean,. I Held Trantulars...they are fast but i am not afraid of them...the smaller ones freak me out...not sure why

2. Being trapped in a small space

3. Myself

[TimberWolf2K]

This post contains:

1. Quote from Confectrix
2. Reasons why Kittens suck
3. A short story about my Uncle�s Kitten
4. Reasons why Puppies are better than kittens
5. Reasons why Children suck


1. Quote from Confectrix

Originally posted by Confectrix
Kittens are useless domestic animals

False

Kittens are useless undomesticated animals

2. Reasons why Kittens suck
They scratch the heck out of everything
They bite
They shed
They treat your house like a hotel
They plot your downfall
They always look at you like they are trying to find your week spot
They give you =no= respect
They ruled over the Egyptians for centuries before they realized that the kittens had no real powers over them. .then they ate them.
They claw your clothes for fun

3. A short story about my Uncle�s Kitten
My uncle's kitten jumped onto his face once and sunk its claws into each side of his nose, it -would not- let go.

4. Reasons why Puppies are better than kittens
Puppies > kittens

They bite (but it doesn�t hurt cos they don�t have razor sharp knifes of death in their mouth)
They play with you
They are stupid
They can be amused by simply throwing a ball around a room
They can amuse themselves for days by chasing a lazar pen tied to a ceiling Fan
They have cute names like rover or spot or Fido
They give you excuses to talk to Women in the park (try that with a cat)
They enjoy roughhousing with children (cats maim and scar children for fun)
They give you a foolproof escape root when your wife is on the warpath "I gotta go walk the dog, be back in a few days"
Puppies are like cheep children that Die before they hit "the troublesome years" or what I like to call "lets turn mommy and daddy into an ATM and send them to the crazy house"



5. Reasons why Children suck
Puppies > children

Children cry
Children Cry for no reason
Children Cry at 3:30 in the morning
Children Spit up over every no dry cleanable object in the house
Children break -everything- that isn�t made of reinforced Titanium composite 52
Children get into trouble at with other children, meaning YOU need to take shit from a disgruntled mother who's "little angle" would never do something like that!
Children Hit you and despite what other people say, it hurts, and you cant hit them back unless you want a really big guy called "Bubba" asking you to "pick up the soap, pretty boy"
Children get amusement from seeing you in pain
Children are like little money eating kittens who always want toys
You cant Take children shopping unless you plan to check yourself into an insane asylum afterwards
Children cost money, lots of it. why do you think 9/10 fathers leave their partners when they get pregnant? no its not cos they don�t want the responsibility, its cos they know a child is a one way ticket to the poor house
Children are messy
Children Smell funny most of the time
Children try to sue you if you smack them
People have never heard of try to tell you how to raise your children
Children are banned in some Asian Countries (any sane person would move here)
Children mean you need to sell your classic sports car in order to buy a "Family Car"
Children fight and bicker with each other
Children always need attention, if they are not getting any they explode into a fiery ball of Fire
When children get to 12, their want for things doubles (quadruples if its a girl)
Children have no thought for others
Children always do the opposite of what you ask
Children think reverse psychology is Fun
Children are too honest
Children have no shame
A child can make a mess in an empty room in which every surface is covered in bubble wrap
Children are tiny noise making machines with no off button
Children are Tiny bad smell making machines with no off button
Children are tiny novelty items with no real novelty
Children make you less attractive to the opposite sex
Children are the soul cause of people becoming parents
Children make life less fun
Children Dribble
Children Say bad words in church
Children can�t Act
Children Can�t be locked outside when they mess on the carpet
Children Cause their mothers incredible pain for up to 18 years after child birth
Children Cause their fathers Pain for up to 30 years after child birth
Children ask to borrow your car and when it comes back its never quite the same
Children take 9 months to make, after 9 months you would expect something better....like a new set of power tools
Most people would rather have kittens than a Child
Children are pure evil

[TimberWolf2K]

Originally posted by Neokoyoshi
Just wondering for those who are afraid of death, is it DEATH itself or what happens after death?

I don�t fear death, I see death as an adventure. Death holds the answers to life's most unanswerable questions.

"Is there a God?"
"Is there an afterlife?"
"Where did we park the car dear?"
"Do you get to play Chess with death? And if so how good is he?"

Death comes to us all; if you fear death then you fear the inevitable

Death could very well be only the beginning

I cant wait to die, its gonna be so cool

[TimberWolf2K]

Shameless bump

people must know how much kittens and children suck!

[Jimbo]

So does that mean you fear children and kittens TimberWolf2K? What's your third fear?

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by TimberWolf2K
False

Kittens are useless undomesticated animals

They scratch the heck out of everything
They bite
They shed
They treat your house like a hotel
They plot your downfall
They always look at you like they are trying to find your week spot
They give you =no= respect
They ruled over the Egyptians for centuries before they realized that the kittens had no real powers over them. .then they ate them.
They claw your clothes for fun

My uncle's kitten jumped onto his face once and sunk its claws into each side of his nose, it -would not- let go.

Puppies > kittens

They bite (but it doesn�t hurt cos they don�t have razor sharp knifes of death in their mouth)
They play with you
They are stupid
They can be amused by simply throwing a ball around a room
They can amuse themselves for days by chasing a lazar pen tied to a ceiling Fan
They have cute names like rover or spot or Fido
They give you excuses to talk to Women in the park (try that with a cat)
They enjoy roughhousing with children (cats maim and scar children for fun)
They give you a foolproof escape root when your wife is on the warpath "I gotta go walk the dog, be back in a few days"
Puppies are like cheep children that Die before they hit "the troublesome years" or what I like to call "lets turn mommy and daddy into an ATM and send them to the crazy house"

Puppies > children

Children cry
Children Cry for no reason
Children Cry at 3:30 in the morning
Children Spit up over every no dry cleanable object in the house
Children break -everything- that isn�t made of reinforced Titanium composite 52
Children get into trouble at with other children, meaning YOU need to take shit from a disgruntled mother who's "little angle" would never do something like that!
Children Hit you and despite what other people say, it hurts, and you cant hit them back unless you want a really big guy called "Bubba" asking you to "pick up the soap, pretty boy"
Children get amusement from seeing you in pain
Children are like little money eating kittens who always want toys
You cant Take children shopping unless you plan to check yourself into an insane asylum afterwards
Children cost money, lots of it. why do you think 9/10 fathers leave their partners when they get pregnant? no its not cos they don�t want the responsibility, its cos they know a child is a one way ticket to the poor house
Children are messy
Children Smell funny most of the time
Children try to sue you if you smack them
People have never heard of try to tell you how to raise your children
Children are banned in some Asian Countries (any sane person would move here)
Children mean you need to sell your classic sports car in order to buy a "Family Car"
Children fight and bicker with each other
Children always need attention, if they are not getting any they explode into a fiery ball of Fire
When children get to 12, their want for things doubles (quadruples if its a girl)
Children have no thought for others
Children always do the opposite of what you ask
Children think reverse psychology is Fun
Children are too honest
Children have no shame
A child can make a mess in an empty room in which every surface is covered in bubble wrap
Children are tiny noise making machines with no off button
Children are Tiny bad smell making machines with no off button
Children are tiny novelty items with no real novelty
Children make you less attractive to the opposite sex
Children are the soul cause of people becoming parents
Children make life less fun
Children Dribble
Children Say bad words in church
Children can�t Act
Children Can�t be locked outside when they mess on the carpet
Children Cause their mothers incredible pain for up to 18 years after child birth
Children Cause their fathers Pain for up to 30 years after child birth
Children ask to borrow your car and when it comes back its never quite the same
Children take 9 months to make, after 9 months you would expect something better....like a new set of power tools
Most people would rather have kittens than a Child
Children are pure evil

[TimberWolf2K]

Whats a Cliff note? is that like a Cliff Richard?

[Squeeky]

Damn canadians

[TimberWolf2K]

No really, whats a cliff note?

I done a search in MS word's help menu, nothing there
I done a google search and I found Cliffnotes.com, they sell studdy guides or something

Why what are you talking about squeeky? Im not canadian...