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2003-10-13, 10:18 PM | [Ignore Me] #33 | ||
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*insert Deus Ex theme song here*
I, leader of the IlluminatiPickles, have derailed this thread completely. GG
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-10-13, 10:52 PM | [Ignore Me] #36 | |||
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2003-10-13, 11:59 PM | [Ignore Me] #40 | |||
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-10-14, 02:39 AM | [Ignore Me] #42 | |||||
Thirdly, This:
I hope you enjoyed this dissertation of why the picture the original poster used is still in fact funny despite the arguments you have present in this "debate". The end.
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2003-10-14, 06:37 AM | [Ignore Me] #43 | ||
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I was going to say something yesterday but whats the point of arguing with a fanatic that will probly start the next holy war...
And I don't approach random people on the street so what they might not find funny! They won't see or hear cause I don't wander like an idiot.
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2003-10-14, 09:39 AM | [Ignore Me] #45 | ||
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Mmmm k. I love listening to the little children talk about how if someone had a pocket knife they'd kick his ass.
Reality check, life isn't like the movies. You WILL get stabbed. 3 inch deep laceration will, at the least, get you passed out from blood loss. Chances are it'll kill you. Ahh screw it. I doubt any of you are serious anyway. Just little kids pretending to be bad-ass. Heres a hint: keep it in your head. Getting thrown up against a cop car and having your rights read to you is not "cool". Trust me on this. [Edit]: Oh, and don't fuck with mexicans. I enjoy the respect earned as an italian but even I won't pick a fight with a mexican. Crazy mother fukers. Last edited by TekDragon; 2003-10-14 at 09:42 AM. |
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