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2004-02-02, 09:50 PM | [Ignore Me] #31 | |||
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-02-02, 09:54 PM | [Ignore Me] #32 | ||
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Lol your right aztec. I hate when they blame games. You forgot about the snipers at Washington DC. They blamed halo for their "expert" sniping skills.
Come the fuck on...if you never shot a real rifle ever, then you wouldn't even get close to hitting your mark like that. Not to mention you have to use it just to sight in the damn scope. |
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2004-02-02, 09:54 PM | [Ignore Me] #33 | ||
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Thats kind of scary,I mean i've imagined myself shooting terrorists and other people who've deserved it but NEVER have I imagined myself shooting innocent people.What reason would you have for even thinking it?You teased by them or something?Or is it just a thought without any reason why you would do it?
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2004-02-02, 09:55 PM | [Ignore Me] #34 | |||
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Im assuming aggression without a way to channel it. I used to do that, before I found I could effectively mix anger and humo. Now people just call me Lewis Black.
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2004-02-02, 09:58 PM | [Ignore Me] #35 | ||
Look at it this way. Case studies of school shooting sprees usually find that most of these fuckface kids give warnings. They get all "RPG-FPS" going around saying "Behold, Eldork the Gagnarth will slay you!" and then they start playing Rambo in the hallways. The next day, you've got fifty dead kids in the hallway.
Look at it another way. You could laugh like the rest of the braindead morons in THIS thread, and joke about it with the rest of the retread retards in THIS thread. And I won't shed a tear at your funeral, because you're a qualifier for the Darwin awards. Or, alternately, you can maybe mention it to someone in a position to do something, like a guidance counselor or a teacher, or a principle, or even a cop. And maybe the kid gets investigated and embarrassed for making stupid statements. Or maybe they find a bookbag full of weapons. Either way, you win. The fucking kid shouldn't be stupid enough to say shit like that. It's about as smart as making bomb jokes in airports or threatening in a downtown-DC bar to sh00t up the Whyte Haus. |
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2004-02-02, 10:05 PM | [Ignore Me] #37 | ||
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Chill out Firefly.
True, hes has to have issues to be saying anything like that but we dont have enough information to recomend somthing as serious as to speak to a police offer or principal. Talk to him first, in person, and then depending on his response consiter mentioning something to a conunslor or a parent. But don't freak out over it, jeez. This really isnt the best place to be asking for advice anyway. btw Firefly, what case studies have you been reading heh? Link please. |
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2004-02-02, 10:12 PM | [Ignore Me] #38 | ||
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Malachi32x1: Hey
FriendOfMine: hey Malachi32x1: Got a question for you, since the whole "death-spree" thing is wierdin' me out. Malachi32x1: Were you serious? FriendOfMine: no FriendOfMine: lol FriendOfMine: or was i? Malachi32x1: Awesome. FriendOfMine: dun dun dun FriendOfMine: not right now Malachi32x1: =P Malachi32x1: Ah. Do it when Im absent, then, alright? =P FriendOfMine: all good Malachi32x1: w00t. Malachi32x1: Thanks, I was worried for a minute - Not too fond of catching lead with my chest, you know? FriendOfMine: yah, bad habit Malachi32x1: Yeah. So....Hes not gonna do it. Hopefully.
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2004-02-02, 11:34 PM | [Ignore Me] #42 | ||
I'm a gamer, i'm quiet mostly, i get good grades, i'm not popular, i know how to do thing liek blow suff up and make leathal weapons.
I just realized i'm probbly on the watched list(you know they have them) I too have felt liek shooting a few people in my school, but they let up and started not being assholes anymore, so those visons went away
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2004-02-03, 06:59 AM | [Ignore Me] #43 | ||
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*BOOM,boom, boom, booom, >;-D
Bob: JIMMY what the hell are you doing!!!! Carol: omfg wth!!!! *ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh* *game over* jimmy; what it's jsut the new video game! *cut to a shot of a cover....shows a highschool and a geek with a lot of guns attached to him and a big grin....* /random thoughts
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2004-02-03, 12:11 PM | [Ignore Me] #45 | |||||
And again- just like here, what I referenced earlier, there's always some zit-faced tear-streaked kid wearing a MEGADETH t-shirt crying to the reporters saying some stupid shit like "I mean, everyone picked on them, and he said that he'd get them back... but I just never believed it, sob-sob, boo-hoo". |
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