Post your weirdest tells

[Hamma]

Too many to list.

[Warborn]

I've got a new one. Last night we were attacking Chac on Hossin. After killing a couple guys one of them (vadar or vardin or something -- he was VS) sends a tell to me saying "fuck off already you guys don't even have a link". Which was true, but who cares. We just wanted to kill some people. I think he was just made because I killed him and his friend indoors with a sniper rifle. Either that or he was hoping I'd stop to reply to him and get killed while typing.

[Rempel]

my weirdest tell was from some 11 year old kid asking me for a game card number so he could keep playing becuse he had spent his alowence on stuff that wasn't planet side play time. FOOL!

[worldvengence]

Originally Posted by MidnightDave

I was driving a sunderer full of guys and this enemy cloaker pulls up beside me, matches my speed, my gunners cant get him, not enough gun depression, he /tells me wanna race? I /tell back and say ya sure man, go ahead lol he zooms off, but forgets to cloak, my gunner fires and he goes boom I /tell him I win. he /tells me back bitch

[xmodum]

Funniest one I got was from Neon ( ) I forgot where we were fighting but I was NC and he was VS , he /tells me hey man its Neon from PSU!Then we talk for a while, then I see him on a hill in a duel with a surgile, I pulled out my guass and nailed him. He /tells me " You sneaky bastard (look at his sig if you want proof ) , then the guy that I took the kill from says "Dude WTF? I want my god domn cookie back!!!!"

[Desperado]

well, this one isn't as funny, more ironic

I was flailing this tower on Cyssor, I was racking up kills left and right (73 to be exact) and i get grief. Oops, tk'ed some guy, so i keep flailing. I get a tell shortly after.

"WTF n00b i just looted a repeater."

I dunno, i thought it was funny

[MuNsTeR]

Originally Posted by Jagd

For the first couple months I played, I got a lot of tells asking if I was a girl or if it was just my avatar. I'm trying not to think of a chubby 14 year-old eating doritos at the computer, getting excited listening to the grunting sounds I make when taking damage. *ick*

Then again, there was that "WOO HOO" video. I just don't understand why with so much free, high quality porn available on the internet, people resort to drooling over 3D models.

[MuNsTeR]

I do many pointless things, one being going in an enemy base spwan room wiht all jammers. I throw a jammers in and flash my cloak. Then as i do that i dance around with teh cabbagepatch. One time the guy saw me and he sent me a /tell saying "OMFGWTF r u doing u f'in stripper" kinda stupid though