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2004-06-21, 04:43 PM | [Ignore Me] #436 | ||
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Do we get water gun Jackhammers?
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-06-21, 04:44 PM | [Ignore Me] #438 | ||
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???
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-06-22, 11:59 AM | [Ignore Me] #443 | ||
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You just reminded me that we get t-shirts! Wow, this deal gets sweeter every day! I mean, how can you beat getting a t-shirt AND sleeping in the same room with Marsman, Hamma, Gohan, and possibly a few others (Flynt, EarlyDawn, Strygun, and Thronebeast)!!!
I am just in awe...
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2004-06-22, 12:07 PM | [Ignore Me] #444 | ||
But wait Mani - THERE'S MORE!
My living room is covered in boxes guarateed to give you a feeling like it's Christmas, Halloween and your birthday all at once! How DO they do it? Is it magic? NO! It's the PSU Mobilization Gift Boxes, of course! Hurry up and register, folks - spots are limited! Reserve your spot today!
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2004-06-22, 12:43 PM | [Ignore Me] #447 | |||
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I'd be happy just to meet those people... let alone room with them... (Early for teh win)
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2004-06-22, 12:46 PM | [Ignore Me] #448 | ||
That's what's going to be so awesome about this weekend.
Not only do you get to stay in a hotel in Orlando, but you get to room with your buddies from PSU that you haven't met in person before, you get to meet and hang out with the Admin of PSU and some Sony guys (hopefully), you get to go to Epcot and Universal Studios and enjoy the parks, you get dinner at awesome restaurants that you'll be talking about for ages, you get t-shirts and a gift bag, you get bragging rights among your friends and other PSU posters, and you're almost guaranteed a great time. Why would you pass that up?
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2004-06-22, 01:14 PM | [Ignore Me] #449 | |||
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And I get to meet cyberkiller, which is good because next year he'll be in england with me... he'll be the only one in England that I'll have actually met...
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