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2003-10-25, 12:40 AM | [Ignore Me] #50 | ||
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I was on a cell phone yesterday afternoon when I started hearing alien-like interference. Probably the solar display.
On the whole Aztec/Mayan 2012 end of the world: The Mayan calendar ends (in our calendar) December 12, 2012. I want to make this clear. The world will not end. We will enter the Age of Aquarius. That is all. GG Of course, the Mayans belived there would be a huge flood, but come on, it won't happen.
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2003-10-25, 01:12 AM | [Ignore Me] #51 | ||
General
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IT WOULD BE LIKE THE MOVIE WATER WORLD! we could all have crappy lines and say stupid things and trade dirt for other stupid things! Then we'd find Mt Everest and we'd live on that.
If there is a giant asteroid coming I bet the USA would just like like 500 Hydrogen bombs on it cuz thats Saddams WMD!!!
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2003-10-25, 03:53 AM | [Ignore Me] #53 | ||
I like people who believe ancient prophicies. They're funny. Not good funny though. More like a retarded midget trying to breakdance funny.
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2003-10-25, 05:06 AM | [Ignore Me] #54 | ||
First Lieutenant
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Hmm well the Asteroid they theorized wiped out the dinosaurs was only a few miles wide. Of course, it doesn't need to be any bigger; one only a mile wide would have more force than quite a number of nuclear arms combined.
I figure the mayans were right though. In 2012 an Asteroid will be on a collision course with earth... Then we'll put a few dozen weapons into it, knocking it off course just enough to miss earth; or anyplace important on earth, at least. |
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2003-10-25, 06:31 AM | [Ignore Me] #56 | ||
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Maybe it will hit China those bastards treat their peeps like shit! no offense to any naturalized folks but holy crap why do we deal with them still? MONEY! Get this, when youre executed in China, youre family is sent the bill for the bullet oh cant u feel the love?
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2003-10-25, 01:07 PM | [Ignore Me] #60 | ||
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Lol at that. Really though, do you know the real reason why the mayan calender ends then? The guy was drinking heavily while he was making it, then he passed out at 2012. After he woke up, his brain was different due to brain damage, the Mayans mistook his work for art, and put it on display in a tribal museum.
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