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Old 2004-01-12, 11:45 PM   [Ignore Me] #46
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I have no idea wtf is going on.
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Old 2004-01-12, 11:46 PM   [Ignore Me] #47
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Just don't try to understand.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-01-12, 11:47 PM   [Ignore Me] #48
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this thread is like a bong party or sumthin.....lots of ppl but no one has an idea wtf is goin on...
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Old 2004-01-12, 11:51 PM   [Ignore Me] #49
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That's it. As a rule, all the rest of my jokes must include copious amounts of sexual content, even if they completely mask the actual joke. Instead of iOccult, you'll have Squeeky and Hammer in bed, cos everyone understands that.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-01-12, 11:59 PM   [Ignore Me] #50
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Old 2004-01-13, 12:22 AM   [Ignore Me] #51
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Old 2004-01-13, 03:58 AM   [Ignore Me] #52
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I think Aztec's on the pipe again... must I reming you of the "Smell the irony" thread?
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Old 2004-01-13, 04:47 AM   [Ignore Me] #53
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Which infinitey sign o,O,or 8.

And Aztec i think it was an ancient greek mathematician. NOt an urban legend. Or greek mythology actually that they got the bitten apple from. And i forget teh story behind that symbol. It wasnt some accultist thing though it may have been derived from several symbols or form another companies symbol as an insult or something, i forget. But the apple was not from an urban legend but yes it was from something in ancient mythology whatever. Everyone used to know this but no one gives a shit about apple anymore so.

Used to being when the appleIIE was still in common use.

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Old 2004-01-13, 08:45 AM   [Ignore Me] #54
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Aztec has been making some shittay threads lately.
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Old 2004-01-13, 09:03 AM   [Ignore Me] #55
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Aztec's brain must be fried from fucking all those lightbulbs
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Old 2004-01-13, 09:21 AM   [Ignore Me] #56
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I thought the reason the apple had the bitemark was because steve jobs felt like he'd been burned by William Gates (Bill for all you youngins) so he put a bite like he'd been bitten.

Maybe not... no idea, don't care
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Old 2004-01-13, 09:39 AM   [Ignore Me] #57
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*thanks {BOHICA} for the pic

I thought the bite mark was about the Apple company splitting from Windows, or someone else from apple, and they put the bite mark, symbolizing that the company isn't whole anylonger.

Poor Aztec <3
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Old 2004-01-13, 09:40 AM   [Ignore Me] #58
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I want the 2 minutes of my life that i spent reading this thread back.
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Old 2004-01-13, 10:02 AM   [Ignore Me] #59
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I almost slipped into a coma reading this thread, thank God teh bunnay woke me up.
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Old 2004-01-13, 12:42 PM   [Ignore Me] #60
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Originally Posted by EineBeBoP
Poor Aztec <3
The problem is, he has a nice complete thought, then he posts about 1/3rd of that complete thought, and gets aggrivated when you can't read his mind. He then makes more posts adding more information (that should have been in the original post), and telling everyone they can't read. A few posts after that (and adding even more info that should have been in the original post), he gets frustrated and gives up.

I'll give you an example:
Nice comic


Lol @ the SqueekyBowl.

Dude, does Angela own you?
He should have posted this for the non-mind reading majority of us:

Nice comic



http://planetside-universe.com/comic/

Lol @ the Squeeky dog bowl.

martyr, dude, does Angela own you?
Don't get me wrong, I hope he never changes.
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