Man Attempts to Rape Dog, Gets Mauled

[Dharkbayne]

/me uses KazaA for all his porn needs, no popup ads/spyware, porn browsing is sooo 2001

[Ait'al]

well some of it is random surfing. the rest is freaking boredom and clicking on a site that says "we fuck dogs, wanna see?"



Edit: Ya know, atleast were on subject with this conversatoin.

[Dharkbayne]

"We fuck dogs, wanna see?" If you click that, that says that INDEED, you wanna see. You aren't bored, you like dog sex.

[Ait'al]

Hey, im typing. Look no hands!

[Dharkbayne]

[Onizuka-GTO]

Originally Posted by arctik

He must have a small d**k to be able to fit it in a dog. I heard it was impossible. Guess not.

Actually the dogs penis is like a balloon, when he mates with a female dog it inflates and literallay wedges itself in the bitch (female dog not an insult. really.) so that no other males can break them apart while the male dog is...erm...implanting his genes.

And just for your information, I know because I have a dog, and I've caught him in action (3 time actually the horny thing.)
And you have to laugh when you see these two dogs facing the opposite direction actually trying to pull apart. Maybe cos I was holding food at the time and the poor thing forgot about being tied up?

[Dharkbayne]

[Octavian]

Originally Posted by Dharkbayne

/me uses KazaA for all his porn needs, no popup ads/spyware, porn browsing is sooo 2001

Dude, no one uses Kazaa anymore. That is sooo 2003.

[Dharkbayne]

Well, Kazaa K- Lit K++,

[Octavian]

Yeah yeah whatever. Continue to use that till next year. Then I can say, "Kazaa K- Lit K++ is sooo 2004." But anyway, have fun searching for your animal porn.

[Indecisive]

Bestiality sucks. The Bible told me this. So shove it up your dog mauled ass.

[Octavian]

I hope your talking to the Asian guy. Why don't you join Dhark on his quest for animal sex, I'm sure you'll make a great partner with him.

[Indecisive]

Neg, I dont quest for dog pron, thx anyways.

[Octavian]

Horse? Pig? Kangaroo?

[Indecisive]

Fucking kanagroos.

It has a double meaning