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2004-02-23, 11:25 PM | [Ignore Me] #53 | |||
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http://www.villainsupply.com/doomsday.html (scroll to bottom) THE ULTIMATE FORMULA "X" In 1893, an insane British mathematician named Dr. Leslie Steambender attempted to use algebra, Kabbalah, ancient Mesopotamian texts, and Chartered Accountancy Actuarial Tables to develop a single mathematical formula that would describe all of reality -- The Ultimate Formula "X." To read this formula aloud would DESTROY ALL CREATION, ending the universe and (if you believe in such things) KILLING GOD HIMSELF. Just as Steambender had finished putting the formula to paper, a team of Freemason assassins killed him and stole the document, placing it unread in a vault beneath the Tower of London. This piece of paper has been acquired by a private collector, and is now for sale to the highest bidder. The seller only requests that he have time to retreat to an alternate dimension before it is used. Serious bidders only. Bidding starts at: US$172,000,000,000,000
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-02-23, 11:25 PM | [Ignore Me] #54 | |||
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2004-02-24, 07:09 AM | [Ignore Me] #55 | ||
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The meaning of life is:
A) To die B) To Create Life C) To Make Put other's down for the better ment of your ego D) Find Some Hottie that is dumb enough to like you and spend every waking momment with her until the, eventual, day she dumps you after a revalation. After which you kill you self likely, as you would resume search for the answer to the question divine. E) Make God Happy( ya that would happen how?) F) Prove the Theory of Relativity by leaping off a high building.... G)42*the square root of your age minus your height divided by your weight multiplied by your exact age to the month (17 years old and 12 months = 18 17 and 11 is 17.9) then multiply by the times you've had sex(if you actually did this you'll likely get nothing more then the rest of us ZERO ) H) Better Egistance(sp?) for As many other people as you can. I) Wait out the inevitable coming of the grime reaper... J) Discover a way to cheat death, only for us to nuke each other to tim buck two(actual place, unlikely to get bombed ) K) Learn Everything there is to learn and become a great thinker a scholar of sort, and enjoy your life to the fullest because The end is the only thing that is certain in this life. L) Grammar Nazi The World! btw wasn't 42 refered to the answer to the universe not the meaning of life? which the genious rats created Earth for calculating then had to make another planet to try to calculate the question and right before it found the question was destroyed by the dogstar fleet?
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Long Time Gone, joined in 2003. Coming back to get ready for PS 2. Learning the Ropes and looking for a good European Outfit, Otherwise am with the VS Azure Twilights |
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2004-02-24, 12:05 PM | [Ignore Me] #57 | ||
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I think the meaning of life is what you dem it
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2004-02-24, 12:13 PM | [Ignore Me] #58 | ||
I personally believe that the meaning of life is to give God honor.
Many of you will wonder what kind of god creates people just so they can honor him, so I'm going to clarify with another one of my beliefs that God gave people free will to do whatever they want, whether they honor Him or not.
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2004-02-24, 01:16 PM | [Ignore Me] #59 | ||
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my view of life is simple
Death is the greatest reward of life. (so have freaking fun while u are alive, then accept death as a reward for continually struggling through this bleak existance.) (and yes, I should prolly just shoot myself and get it over with.) and yes, you need to honor God and Jesus in all that you do, from gaming to work, I know it sounds silly but meh (if that is your thing) |
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