What's the worst pick-up line youve evar Heard,said,told

[lightfire]

it may have went a bit differently because he told me this about 1 year and a half go...

[Onizuka-GTO]

riiigghht...

[MrPaul]

My personal favourite:

If I were to ask for sex, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?

www.linesthataregood.com

[Jennyboo]

"Hey, wanna fuck?" no lie ...just some random guy on the street

[WildEagle]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.


Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.


Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?


Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!

[1024]

fuck i was gonna say that. i was readin gthorugh all of the posts first. beat me to it.

whatever..."Yo, wanna fuck?"

I got my friend to go up to this chick and ask, "Hey, do you want o have mad hot sex with me?"

[Zodiac]

Originally Posted by Corrosion

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Thats freakin' great! I think I have heard it before but I still 'loled'.

[1024]

oh shit!! i missed that one! :r ofl:

[WildEagle]

My Thread Is Dying

[1024]

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[WildEagle]

I mean what I said. Noone is posting anymore stuff that's on topic.

[1024]

"Hey, want to go browse the PSU forums? "

[Derfud]

"I was hoping you and me could go to my house and grind our genitals together until various bodily fluids associated with the reproductive system have been secreted."

[Sputty]

Did it hurt? (Girl: "what?") When I injected you with this tranquilizer?
/me pokes a needle in her arm and runs off to his castle

[Doop]

"Sorry ma'am, I lost my number...could I have yours?"