Need a good comeback

[Sputty]

Exactly, fighting someone wil never make a difference while things like wars or things like that does. Hence "small scale never works". I prefer surgical strikes myself but tactical nukes are ok. Unless you can muster up an army and attack him don't use violence. No point.

[Bighoss]

yep just telling yourself that. Why'll your in fantasy land can I please have a flying pony?

[Sputty]

Sure, but I think you must be pretty homosexual if you want a pony

[Bighoss]

well that is a generalization (dunno how to spell it). I could be a cowboy

[Nohimn]

You're momma is like a school bus! She's big, doesn't smell too good, and is only $1 to ride.

[Bighoss]

yah

[Tobias]

How to get back at this person, by Tobias:


Get on your computer, and type out sevral love notes to the cheerleaders and other hot girls at your school, or better yet to some of the gay guys at your school, or younger teachers who still have some looks. Now sign these notes as the bully and put them in these peoples lockers/under door to office. You must type them so your hand wrighting is not recinizable. When wrighting them think of what kind of sex you would like to have with those girls and say as much in your letter. It will make him hatted, even if most take it as a joke and know he is not to blame. But what ever you do, dont tell ANYONE, not even your closest friends what you did, else you will be found out and either get your ass pounded by the bully or the staff of your school will expell/suspend you.

[Camping Carl]

[Nohimn]

I've tried that before. It is fucking hilarious! If someone pissed you off, or you simply want to piss someone else off, that is the penultimate way to do it. but of course "penultimate" because there is better.

[Jaged]

Thanks for all your help, I especialy liked someones idea to ask him what cup size he used. I used that one on him to a very nice affect . He has curly hair, so I pointed to his hair and commented on how he was growing curly hair on his ass and how he better get it checked. Like I said, he used to be my friend, and now, after I used those two insults on him he seemes to respect me more. I think this friendship is back on track. If he does, however, start being an ass again, I will be tempted to use that love note idea.

[SandTrout]

"Get laid by someone other than your sheep, then we'll talk."

Don't give them a chance to respond, just walk away and ignore him. If he tries phisical violence, punch him in the nose as hard as you can.