| Forums | Chat | News | Contact Us | Register |
PSU Social
|
 |
| Home | Forum | Chat | Wiki | Social | AGN | PS2 Stats |
|
|
|
||||||
 |
|
|
Thread Tools | Search this Thread | Display Modes |
2004-08-05, 05:00 PM
|
[Ignore Me] #53 | |||
|
Contributor First Sergeant
|
 It's just as easy to hit the "next thread" button as it is the "Reply" .. make the wise choice .. don't give 'em the satisfaction. 
__________________
~ Kuraltai |
|||
|
|
|
2004-08-05, 09:42 PM
|
[Ignore Me] #54 | ||
|
Banned
|
I'm a brit, i've only ever SEEN a real gun twice, let alone touched or learned to use one. I have a BB gun that can smash CD's though...
But that reminds me off a joke. An Irishman, and Englishman and a Scotsman were trying to join the SAS. They all passed all of the physical trials, and it was down to one last test. The leader said to the Englishman, "Inside that room is youre wife. To prove your dedication to us, we need you to pull the trigger right at her head." The Englishmen flat out refuses to do it, saying that his family means more to him than the army ever could. The scotsman gets told the same. He goes inside the room, only to exit again a minute later, tears in his eyes, saying how he couldnt do it, despite being desperate to join the SAS. The Irishman is told the same, then walks into the room. For several minutes there is silence, then the number of softs thuds could be heard. He came out a minute later, sweat dripping from his head. "What happened?!" the inspectors asked. "The damn gun had blanks in it, so i had to beat her to death with the chair!" Last edited by Kaltagesta; 2004-08-05 at 09:44 PM. |
||
|
|
|
|
2004-08-06, 12:48 AM
|
[Ignore Me] #57 | ||
|
Lightbulb Collector
|
Welsh people suck.
Anyway, 
__________________
The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
||
|
|
|
|
2004-08-06, 08:29 AM
|
[Ignore Me] #58 | ||
|
Banned
|
Super quick British history lesson:
Romans Left > lots of realms led by their own Briton king > easy target > Saxons invade fome East, Nords invade from North East, Celts invade from North and West [Scotland and Ireland > The area now known as England = fucked. Gets half taken over Saxons while the rest of the Realms are beating off the other fuckers > Heroic figure, who's name varies in sources but is generally thought to be the man behind the legend of King Arthur unites the country and beats everyone the fuck away > 'Arthur' dies and country degenrates into previous realms > Saxons come back again and rape pillage and burn everything, pushing the Britons into the south east of the country and East to what is now known as Wales [which is was saxonite for 'islanders' or something] and some fled to Brittanny, a colony of what-is-now-England > Group of the fled Britons, Normans most importantly Angles and others come back and win back the country, naming it 'country of the Angles' or "England". So in short, the Welsh are the original Britons, therefore they pwn. Thats approx 600 years of British history for you [500ad -> 1100] just to explain why Welsh people are cool. Im not really sure what my heritage is, but no doubt it has all been mish-mashed between interbreeding of Saxons, Angles, Normans and Briton. |
||
|
|
|
|
2004-08-06, 12:42 PM
|
[Ignore Me] #59 | |||
|
Lieutenant General
|
__________________
[Sig removed by forums changing color. Ph34r the design change.]  +200 Cool Pts |
|||
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Bookmarks |
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
.
Sig. by Flakman
Linear Mode
