I Have A Small Problem.

[Sputty]

2 words: leopard gecko

[Triggar]

I think Isis would eat it. She mauled a frog the other night, bless her heart.

[Sputty]

You keep it in the aquarium

[Squeeky]

Originally Posted by Triggar

do you really think I could ever seduce him with a good meal?

No, and not because he is skinnier than a *** in auschwitz, but because you probably SUCK at cooking.

[Sputty]

Originally Posted by Squeeky

No, and not because he is skinnier than a *** in auschwitz, but because you probably SUCK at cooking.

Squeeky is pure class

[Squeeky]

[Strygun]

Originally Posted by Sputty

Squeeky is pure class

as well as pure racist, bigot, sexist, and all around chauvinist. Not to mention too young to know what he's doing. In a who's who of his age students, I rank him #1 to be beaten to a pulp by more than 10 people when he gets (if he gets) to college.

no hard feelings squeek.

As far as martyr, just give him time. The most precious gift a person can receive is your time. There is only a set amount of it in a day. You can always get more money, you can never get more time.

Philosopher Strygun is in.

[martyr]

Originally Posted by Squeeky

No, and not because he is skinnier than a *** in auschwitz, but because you probably SUCK at cooking.

negative, she's a damn fine cook.

nobody can argue with her lobster bisque.

[Squeeky]

Originally Posted by Strygun

as well as pure racist, bigot, sexist, and all around chauvinist. Not to mention too young to know what he's doing. In a who's who of his age students, I rank him #1 to be beaten to a pulp by more than 10 people when he gets (if he gets) to college.

no hard feelings squeek.

1. Are we back to the whole bash Squeeky persona? Cmon Stry, quit playing both sides of the field. I'd rather you hate me instead of trying to be buddy buddy Pre-PSUMA, and then back to bashing me Post-PSUMA.

2. Comments on an internet forum dont need to be taken so fucking seriously. When SDM asks to see someones butthole, you guys dont jump on him. It's a joke, and whether or not it was in good or bad taste is subjective. Some of us know how to take a joke, some of us (you) dont.

3. I'm what, 1..2 years younger then you? Hows the view from your high horse

4. You dont know me. You're judging me based on a persona you know me as on the internet. Ask anyone on these forums who know me as a person IRL. (Warbux, Harps, Triggar, martyr).

5. I am a racist, i am a sexist, i am a bigot, and yes, i am a chauvinist. But only on these lighthearted internet forums where i can crack jokes freely. Go watch an episode of Tough Crowd on Comedy Central, the shit they say is x3 worse in terms of bad taste (and funnier i might add).

[Squeeky]

Oh, and the Irony of all this is that you and Sputty (Sputty being Mr. Passive Aggressive as usual) decided to jump on me for a comment about ***'s, when BOTH of my parents are Jewish.

[Triggar]

Yeah I can attest to the fact that Squeeky really is good people. I'm a pretty accurate judge of someone's character and Squeeky is someone who I'd let babysit my kids someday. People joke around all the time. So let's lighten up and lay off the hate, alright?

[Squeeky]

[Infernus]

I can't tell if Strygun is Terrified or Confused...

[Manitou]

http://www.gunsamerica.com

martyr would be like a kid in a candy store.

[Triggar]

I LOVE that website!