Do Vanu have sex, or just reproduce by machines?

[Falcon_br]

Also, nobody ever asked where does the Vanu carry all those batteries on that spandex?
I think it is obvious, but I also think female characters should carry the double amount, or maybe the male genitalia on they are true after all.

[Canaris]

all I know is TR Rule:36578 states "Never be taken alive by the Vanu.... for your sake" It's a good rule
pretty sure the NC have something similar

[Shogun]

not so sure about the male genitalia on vanu girls anymore...

just learned that gamergirls have developed their own teabagging equivalent.
they call it slug stamping!
maybe the genitalia thing is all the other way round.

and nobody asked where vs carry their batteries. we all know, but nobody wants to talk about it. like nobody ever asked why the vs batteries are equipped with vibro-depletion-alarms.

[Baneblade]

Originally Posted by Canaris

all I know is TR Rule:36578 states "Never be taken alive by the Vanu.... for your sake" It's a good rule
pretty sure the NC have something similar

Ours is more like a drinking song that goes a little like this:

A bullet in the brain is better than a Vanu in the drain...

[PredatorFour]

Explains why our VS motto is "Shove 'em a new battery!" NEED to get a voice macro for that

[Qwan]

Originally Posted by Canaris

dude I hate to break it to but this is also a machine, no matter what that mad barney doll and your cult leaders tell you.
I did want my toaster back but after what you just said I think it's better you keep it, I'll get a new unsoiled one

Qwans girl and the twins

This would explain why I always thing butter and Jam everytime I kiss my baby's goodbye in the morning when Im off to work.

P.S. She laughed her ass off when she saw this.

[ChipMHazard]

Originally Posted by Baneblade

Ours is more like a drinking song that goes a little like this:

A bullet in the brain is better than a Vanu in the drain...

This thread has given me a new and slightly disturbing view on the VS...

[Canaris]

Originally Posted by ChipMHazard

This thread has given me a new and slightly disturbing view on the VS...

[Chaff]

How do VS reproduce ? It's right there in the VANU acronym;

Vile
Anal
Nanite
Union

[Shogun]

ok, time for a hot vanu girl, to enlighten us!
go, basti!

[Babyfark McGeez]

It's never good to think too much about pvp-centric games like planetside.

But the basic answer in this one is: A wizard did it Nanites.
Nanites can do anything. They are the technobabble of planetside.