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2004-04-15, 02:32 AM
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2004-04-15, 05:55 AM
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"if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
"help i'm lost and don't remember who i am can you help me beautiful stranger?(girl:ya sure i guess) okay first i'll need a bed and a phone, you interested?" "i, em, are you,nah, um, dam it fuck it, if god struck me dead tommorrow would you make today the happiest day of my life?" "i have low self-esteem, so if you say no to me i'll turn gothic....don't test me....." "hi......(stare at her eyes)........................................i'm sorry what were we talking about? I Got Lost in those two beautiful pools of eternity that you claim for eyes" "You Look familar......were you the one in my bed last night?(girl:em no)hmmm well i'm free to night wanna have another go at it?" "dam your leggs MUST be tired, cause you've been in my mind all day, Mind if i carry you where you wish to go? :-D" "some people say i'm a pain in the ass, but i want another opinion, are you free tonight?" "Can I try a few pick up lines on you? [give some good ones and some lame ones] OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?" "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!" "So, you're a girl huh?" " Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, 'do you want to taste my drink?' " (speak quickly or duck) Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather." "This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line. " "Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped! " "Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To yourself) Oh Man, shit, STUPID STUPID STUPID! " "Put a pen and a $20 in your pocket. Approach the target and take out the twenty and the pen. Rip the $20 in half and write your number on one half. Give the target the other half, then say call me tonight so we can figure out how to send that money, and walk away." "Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?" "Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption." "I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: "Smile if you want to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back their laughter." "There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you." "If you had some nuts on the wall, would they be walnuts?(yes). If you had some nuts on your chest, would they be chestnuts?(yes) If you had some nuts on your chin, would they be chinnuts?(yes) Hell no, you'd have a dick in your mouth. " "Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to. " --yes i know i have to much time on my hands...
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