[Crazy question] FL0RM gReEBLE GaRUP!!1

[OfaLoaf]

GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY

[MrPaul]

SHAZBOT SHAZBOT WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO?
MY LADY TICKLING FRIENDS ONCE PRESUMED A SQUIRREL DEAD WHEN REALLY ALL THE MICE HAD DONE WAS ROLLED. I DO NOT USE CAPS LOCK.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Originally Posted by oddfish

it's inside your brain now. if it comes out, you'll die. it must be fed. find her. she'll know what to do.

RUN, COWARD

[OfaLoaf]

HOME RUN FOR THE MAPLE LEAVES! THREE WICKETS LEFT!

[oddfish]

I AM A HAPPY FISH. I DON'T WISH POORLY ON ANY OF MY FELLOW FISHES. WE LIVE IN A GOOD COMMUNITY. I SHOW THAT I AM CONFIDENT IN MYSELF AND THAT I AM HAPPY WITH WHO I AM. EVERYONE ENJOYS THE APPLE SAUCE. EVERYONE IS ACCEPTING AND THEY DO NOT JUDGE. MY EYE HAS GROWN TO TWICE THE SIZE OF A NORMAL EYE. I CANNOT FEEL THE LEFT SIDE OF MY BODY BUT I KNOW THAT I'M GROWING SOME KIND OF CARAPACE ON MY LEFT LEG. THEY ACCEPT MY FLAWS AND LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM. I DON'T HURT ANYONE. THEY KEEP ME HERE IN THiS ROoM WITH LOTS OF LIgHT AND THEY FEED ME OFTEN. I WON'T HURT THE CHILDREN ANYMORE. I PROMiSED. I PRomISED. WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME? WHY WON'T ANYONE LiSTEN?! IF ONLY I COULD PUT THiS LITTLE BOY'S HEAD BACK TOGETHER THEN MAYBE HE WOULD LISTEN. THiS BLOOD iS DRY AND STICKY.

[OfaLoaf]

Okay, this is now beyond oddball.

[ViperGTS]

<insert Long Sentace That Means Nothing Here>

[oddfish]

this thread should go 100 replies AT LEAST before they lock it. if it doesn't i will be sad.

and then i'll be forced to set the younger of them free. they're stronger and more violent when they're young. they need spinal fluid. yours is just fine.

[Indecisive]

Yall are fucking insane.

[martyr]

this is perhaps one of the best threads ever.



six cheese is wink platypus on glassday.

[OfaLoaf]

P-P-P-PUH-LEASE DO NOT LOCK THIS!

[oddfish]

deal me another hand.

for I am the keeper of banished souls.

you, minion, are dancing in a pool of eternity that I, like other before me, made to keep you from joining the others. you're different. and I will take you with me. but first, I must take off your arms. everything is fragile where I come from, and your arms would only temp you to destroy. I promise to give them back once you've learned to be like us. and then, you'll have your own wings. black like our closest star. leave us all behind, then. retake your world. it isn't theirs. it belongs to us. the bells. they ring. they ring for you, beautiful one. i know you're blind. but you can hear. hear the bells. and now... don't scream. it will all be over soon.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

FOR NOT FOR NOT OF THE OTTOMAN AMPIRE, WE WOULD HAVE NOT THE COMMADORE 64 OR ANY OF ITS HIGHLY SOPHISTICATED SOFTWARE, LIKE "HILTER TOOKAYFOR" AND "GOPHERS PERHAPS, MAYBE SALAD". FOR IF THERE WAS NO SPOON, WOULD THERE BE A FONDUE? AND IF THERE WAS NO DEVIL, WOULD THERE BE HILLARY DUFF? NAY, MY BROTHERS, NAY, FOR THE TIME OF PHUNKENING IS UPON US, AND ONLY THOSE ON THE GRAVY TRAIN SHALL TRUELY GET THE PARTY FAVOR BAGS! MOVE THOSE BANGALORES TO THE FJORDS! THE FJORDS, I TELL THEE

[OfaLoaf]

OI AM HENRY TH' EIGHT OI AM,
HENRY TH' EIGHTH OI AM, OI AM
OI GOT MARRIEND TO TH' WIDOW NEXT DOOR
SHE'S BEEN MARRIED SEVEN TIMES BEFORE
AN' EV'RY ONE WAS A HENRY (HENRY)
SHE WOULDN'T HAVE A WILLY OR A SAM (NO SAM)
OI'M HER EIGHTH OLD MAN, OI HENRY
HENRY THE EIGHT OI AM!

[oddfish]

ob, try font size 4.

BANANAS

THEY'VE GIVEN US TOO MANY BANANAS!

DAMN THEM!

THEY KNEW THiS WOULD HAPPEN!

NOW WE HAVE TO GIVE THEM TO ThE MONSTER

HE'LL KNOW IF WE DUMP THEM IN THE RIVER

DAMN THEM ALL! DAMN THEM AND THEIR SURPLuS OF BANANAS!

HE'LL TAKE THE PRInCE AND ALL THE CHILDREN AND KILL THEM THIS TIME!

IT'S NOT FAIR!

DAMN THE SURPLUS OF BANANAS! DAMN IT TO HELL!